The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

[CrazyMobius]

Get more food.

You could definitely survive for a while if you hit a store or dairy up and take all the canned goods.  Fishing, hunting, and growing crops would have to be started pretty soon as well, in order to make sure that you are able to start surviving.

One of my mates said that he would hit a library up when it was safe enough so that he could get a bunch of books on hunting, fishing, growing different plants and stuff which I thought was a really good idea.

Growing crops? How would you tend crops with Zombies always hanging round. The malnutrition would make it a lot harder to fight the Zombies too. That and the fact you couldn't really get a good nights sleep.

It would make sense to just travel to a island. If Zombies don't see you leave they wouldn't know where to follow you and I'm sure the sea would destroy the zombies rotting bodies even if they did. Take some seeds with you and grow your crops there.

Might have to learn how to sail a boat though.

[Lennysaurus]

I guess it depends how big a crop you need to grow.  Like for a few people, you can grow alot of food in a decent sized glasshouse, or maybe even fence a peice of land off so that zombies dont wander into it.  The zombies are only really going to want to go near them if there are people there, so as long as you make it so they don't wander in by mistake, you should be okay.

Yah Island would be good I guess.  Got any ideas which ones?  Be hard to try and establish yourself in the already more established spots like Great Barrier and Waiheke I reckon.

[fluxcore]

Learn to love seaweed

[[NIUE]iRONSoL]

Sea-turtles

[CrazyMobius]

So how do Zombies see? If they use their eyes can't you just target their eyes and then they will just wander around aimlessly. I guess to get close enough would be a problem as they would be pretty grabby. But whenever I see Zombies they don't seem to deflect anything. Maybe you could just get a really long poking stick like a pool cue or something?

[Barnstorm]

I think having a supermarket (or similar food place) on lock down would be ideal. A supermarket generally has two entrances the main people entrance and the loading area for trucks. Hardest thing would be getting setup but once those two doors are boarded up and i mean with like a pallet of flour nothing would be getting in and you could eat yourself to death.

Also how long do zombies last are they eternal or do they eventually rot away to nothingness or like i said before do they have to feed to survive. If they are eternal then you would have to find a place to start your own community of self sufficiency preferably an island somewhere.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Bro they die if they don't eat. They end up feeding off each other and then themselves.

Like I said. We can get some food then go away on the boat. It will be fun. If we run ooutta food then we'll fish. they can't get up without a ladder. That'll buy us a bit of time till we figure out how to get it out far enough, then we'll just lower the anchor.

Don't go to a supermarket. We will get owned. They will find a way to get in. There's doors where they load stuff. Eeven if you 'block' all the entrances. It's just too dodgy. They don't need yes cos they can smell blood a mile away. They will all run outta food and smell us hiding away in a supermarket.

They might be stupid but when there's hundreds of thousands of hungry as fuck zombies outside then they will find a way in. You can count on that.

[Barnstorm]

Nothing would get through of palets a wall like that



I think getting a boat would be real hard bro unless you know someone with one which has it in water already if its on a trailer your fucked as

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Yo g. Think thousands of flesh eating super strong zombies bra. Hungry and enraged. Like zomby hulks.

They gonna tear through it bra.

They will smash glass, tear through butter ass looking wall, then tear through you and your gang.

Me and the boys we be on a boat.... a mutha fucking boat!!!!

[kingpiccolo]

len you and i are screwed first night of ZA we gona attract all the zombies with our night tunes so we are zombies the first night.

now we gotta come up with plans to turn the rest of NZism to zombies.

[Lennysaurus]

Haha, if I got bitten and knew I was gonna get turned into a Zombie I would do the following:

-Cut off my hands and replace them with buzzsaw blades
-Put on a full suit of armour
-Replace my shoes with awesome skates
-Put machine guns on my shoulders that shot stuff whenever I groaned in hunger

I would become the most baddest, shit kicking motherfucking zombie ever on earth, and my goal would be to eat your brains goddamnit!

[originaljulz]

Barnstorm:

As for fortifying and where I'd go etc, I'd want to get to a nice rural wops place, since this NZ and low population to land mass is a really good thing. Alternatively, from working at Pak'N Save in Henderson, I've concluded it is a VERY good supermarket to fortify. Most supermarkets are bad, since they're designed with big glass windows designed to entice you in. But that PnS is built like a fucking fort. No windows, all access points are decent, and easily barricaded. On a few fire doors, which could be blocked with one stack of pallets and the two roller doors at the back are strong. Only weak spot is the front, and even then it's better than most supermarkets. If you know the store I'm talking about, you could fill the Lotto section with like, 3 pallets, and the exit door with 1 stack of pallets, and the front line of windows with a row of about 6 stacks of pallets. Front entrance fortified and sorted. Enough food in there to last you years. Zombie fort sorted. Also close to the hunting store in Henderson. Could loot some hunting rifles before you get in there.

When the ZA comes, you can enter my Pak'N Save fort.

[Hydro]

Yo g. Think thousands of flesh eating super strong zombies bra. Hungry and enraged. Like zomby hulks.

They gonna tear through it bra.

They will smash glass, tear through butter ass looking wall, then tear through you and your gang.

Me and the boys we be on a boat.... a mutha fucking boat!!!!

lol, watch for me going hard with a paddle on a dingy in the middle of the tamaki estuary, out to sea maa fuckers, OUT TO SEA

[CrazyMobius]

I'm serious how do Zombies know where you are?

[Flash]

just before they eat me i'll bust out my V.A.T.S and shoot there head off.