IRC quotes thread

[LN]

16:55 [ BIRRYWONG] Fuck
16:55 [ BIRRYWONG] If i wanted, i could go take a shit
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] but im gonna hold it alan
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Until at least monday
16:56 [@fluxcore] fantastic.
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Actually, when am i back at work?
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Wednesday
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] shit
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] that might be a stretch
16:57 [@fluxcore] literally
16:57 [ BIRRYWONG] rofl

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Alas, I have failed.

[LN]

18:19 ::: BIRRYBOND [Mibbit@*.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] has joined #nzism
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] Ok
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] So basically
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] 2 fat people
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] having sex
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] on the side of the road
18:20 [ BIRRYBOND] This was what i drove past this afternoon
18:21 [ BIRRYBOND] Reverse Cowgirl
18:21 [ BIRRYBOND] ON THE BONNET OF THEIR CAR
18:22 [ BIRRYBOND] im so confused
18:22 [ BIRRYBOND] i think i need a shower
18:24 ::: BIRRYBOND [Mibbit@*.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] has quit

[HoneyBadger]

<DIY|TOOTS> so what do you guys think of sentinel?
<ironsolis> looks good
<ironsolis> seems a bit clunky
<samblack> ff seems
<samblack> not as fast
<ironsolis> its like semi-ff
<sm00f> just call it
<sm00f> no fly to fly combo
<sm00f> nfly2fly
<sm00f> see
<DIY|TOOTS> yeah everythings gonna seem clunky compared to mvc2
<sm00f> sounds mean
<DIY|TOOTS> 3d just seems to make shit look weird
<ironsolis> how do you fly in this game?
<samblack> teach it the HM
<samblack> but you have to beat the gym leader first


HAHAHA UMEHALAAAAAA

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

15:36   sm00f   what was Kate's opinion on Richard
15:36   BIRRYBOND   she was like
15:36   BIRRYBOND   "I didnt know you knew Bangs"
15:37   sm00f   HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
15:37   sm00f   HAHAHHAHAAHAHA
15:37   sm00f   TAKE U 2 DA NIUE
15:37   sm00f   JUST SIT DOWN
15:37   sm00f   AND JUST BE BY MY SIDE
15:37   sm00f   I GOT DA CABLE
15:37   sm00f   I KNOW WHAT ELSE U LIKE

[LN]

19:14 [ BIRRYWONG] who's side are you on alan?
19:15 [ BIRRYWONG] us young nzism kids
19:15 [ muice] hes like the dad of nzism
19:15 [ BIRRYWONG] or the old washed up nz hip hop hyper fighters
19:15 [ muice] in his day they all posted in the designated areas and never
               strayed off topic
19:15 [ muice] fighting games were simple
19:15 [ muice] there was only 1 win quote
19:16 [ muice] he grew up tuff
19:16 [ muice] none of this lenient input business
19:16 [ muice] and MCA sticks

[karizzma]

-->|   BirryWong (~birrywong@122-57-153-135.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #nzism

   <BirryWong>   TONIGHTS THE NIIIIGHT WE MAKE LOVE TILL THE EEEENNNNDD
   <BirryWong>   TONIGHTS THE NIGHT I VOW MY LOVE TO YOOOOOOOOUUUU
   <BirryWong>   LOOK INTO MY EYES
   <BirryWong>   ILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME
   <BirryWong>   I'M IN LOVE WITH YOOOOOOUUUU
   <BirryWong>   PEACE NIGGA
   <BirryWong>   MC BIRRYWONG UP IN THIS BITCH

   |<--   BirryWong has left efnet (Client Quit)

[massi4h]

Truebliss fuck yeah that song was awesome, the rest of theirs sucked.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

True what? Thats straight OG MC BIRRY WONG shit son.

[HoneyBadger]

By true bliss he means the true bliss of seeing BIRRYBOND's text. Now he is saying every other song sucks compared to it. Better not sing around Mason, BIRRY BOND or his head might explode

[LN]

11:53 [ sm00f] I reckon we should have a statue of the U MAN
11:54 [ sm00f] On Weymouth Road
11:54 [ rich] OO
11:54 [ sm00f] with like
11:54 [ rich] it would need an HF machine
11:54 [ rich] kfc
11:54 [ sm00f] U "Universe" Man
11:54 [ sm00f] The Damager of Puke Sluts
11:54 [ rich] and like mountain dew
11:55 [ sm00f] "WEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOUTH"
11:55 [ sm00f] It'd be like statue of liberty
11:55 [ sm00f] It would be Euan in a Ken gi
11:55 [ sm00f] But with his hat
11:55 [ sm00f] and sunglasses

[stereomonkey]

[21:54] <toots> omg didnt know dhc trick worked with mags
[21:54] <stuism> well
[21:54] <stuism> it was cool
[21:54] <stuism> dude
[21:54] <samblack> i thought stu told you
[21:54] <stuism> I told you on saturday
[21:54] <samblack> yeah
[21:55] <samblack> i was there
[21:55] <stuism> bens like
[21:55] <stuism> NAH
[21:55] <stuism> SCRUB INFO
[21:55] <toots> I didnt get it obviously haha
[21:55] <stuism> MUST NOT BE RIGHT
[21:55] <samblack> STUS A LIAR HES FULL OF SHIT
[21:55] <stuism> STU AINT sHIT
[21:55] <stuism> IM AL BEST
[21:55] <samblack> HE LOSES TO HOOK
[21:55] <toots> STUS A MAORI
[21:55] <samblack> CANT BE TRUE
[21:55] <stuism> CANT BE
[21:55] <stuism> SHAME KUNG
[21:55] <stuism> end of story
[21:56] <@fluxcore> I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL STU
[21:56] <stuism> recapped perfectly I must say
[21:56] <samblack> yeah
[21:56] <samblack> we have excellent memories

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EDIT: This thread is made of so much win.  If you're needing a laugh read the pure gold left in here.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

15:18      [samblack]  haha i just google imaged large breasts
15:18      [samblack]  or was it big breasts
15:18      [samblack]  one of them

[samurai black]

[20:14]   <sm00f>   Wow
[20:14]   <sm00f>   Josh so desparate
[20:14]   <sm00f>   PLEASE BABY
[20:14]   <sm00f>   MARRY ME
[20:14]   <sm00f>   I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY
[20:15]   <sm00f>   IN THE SAS HQ

[HoneyBadger]

smoof   I have seen evidence of some of your adventures
14:15   Pino   yeah
14:15   Pino   that's old Darren
14:15   smoof   So I know that you're trying to cover the fact that some of your friends are really just sleazy
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14:15   Pino   that shit got too dark
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14:16   fluxcore   speaking of too dark