Gonna start splatting funny things which happen in IRC into here to keep them for all eternity.
18:52 [ Bop] KFC Quay street is the epitome of fine dining
18:55 [ Bop] I guess they don't sell tim tams at kfc
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20:00 [ Gino_1] just play super metroid
20:00 [ Gino_1] or megaman x
20:00 [ Gino_1] play la mulana
20:02 [ Gino_1] or cave story
20:04 [ Gino_1] or Real life
20:05 [ Gino_1] I don't think I passed level 12
20:05 [@fluxcore] at life?
20:05 [@fluxcore] yeah it shows
20:05 [@fluxcore] :P
20:05 [ Gino_1] diediediediediediediediedie
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21:48 [ imagneto] asian porn
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21:48 [@fluxcore] lol
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20:58 [ Orochi] there were assholes playing a shitty party game on the big screen,
couldn't kof
20:58 [ Orochi] fuck i hate ssbb
20:59 [@fluxcore] ssbb
20:59 [@fluxcore] ALMOST AS BAD AS 3S AMIRITE
20:59 [ Orochi] not really
20:59 [ Orochi] ssbb is a party game, not a fighter
20:59 [ Orochi] can't really compare them
20:59 [@fluxcore] 3S IS LIKE SSBB BUT WITHOUT THE PARTY
20:59 [ Orochi] lol
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21:54 [ hebretto] rnb is in my blood man!
21:54 [ hebretto] Just like milk tea!
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22:36 [ Stere0] I remeber singing waterfall to a girl I liked
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22:58 [ Stere0] I was amazed at the detail of chun lis breasts when I was young
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23:02 [ Bop] toni braxton plays Gief in sf4
23:02 [ Bop] toni braxton plays Gief in sf4????
LOL
Quote from: fluxcore on August 27, 2009, 09:56:56 PM
20:00 [ Gino_1] just play super metroid
20:00 [ Gino_1] or megaman x
20:00 [ Gino_1] play la mulana
20:02 [ Gino_1] or cave story
20:04 [ Gino_1] or Real life
20:05 [ Gino_1] I don't think I passed level 12
20:05 [@fluxcore] at life?
20:05 [@fluxcore] yeah it shows
20:05 [@fluxcore] :P
20:05 [ Gino_1] diediediediediediediediedie
MEGALOL!
21:09 [ CptMunta] People need more interesting usernames
21:09 [ CptMunta] Like Count Crouchsnack
21:11 [ fluxcore] lol
21:11 [ fluxcore] that's fantastic
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21:42 [ hebretto] [19:42] <fluxcore> I'm so sad that Lenny stood me up on my birthday for PSN
21:42 [ hebretto] QTF
21:45 [ Stereo_] [19:44] <fluxcore>and I'm so sad that Heb still cant get his shit
together and insteads hides from the might of FLUXCORE!![
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22:28 [ B1ackstar] ive decided to build a batcave and fight crime as i kick so much ass in the game it must mean i am the true batman
22:28 [ B1ackstar] hence why all the ladys want the dmager from Euan DAMAGER wayne haha
OMFG ^ THAT IS MY FAVOURITE SHIT EVER!!!!! Hoooooooly shit
09:37 [ Gino_] sub zero is cool..... sorry
Fuck. Id be on there if i could get this crap to work at...work >_>
13:16 [ sadbretto] But yeah gaming has to take a bit of a backseat till I get my license
13:16 [ sadbretto] When people were learning to drive at 16
13:16 [ sadbretto] i was learning to roll cancel hahaha
[23:10] <Stereo_> I get hit and then I'm like "I FUCKING ROLLED!"
[23:10] <hebretto> yeah sometimes it's like that
[23:10] <hebretto> See I work one step before
[23:10] <hebretto> Instead of trying to roll
[23:10] <hebretto> I try not to get into situations where I have to roll
[23:10] <Stereo_> I see ;)
[23:10] <Stereo_> your like master splinter
[23:11] <Stereo_> you rat bastard
[23:11] <hebretto> so it results in my mag playing a safer mag
[23:11] <hebretto> hahahahahahahaha
Quote from: fluxcore on September 01, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
13:16 [ sadbretto] But yeah gaming has to take a bit of a backseat till I get my license
13:16 [ sadbretto] When people were learning to drive at 16
13:16 [ sadbretto] i was learning to roll cancel hahaha
Damn best quote
15:29 [ sm00f] I just think you should quote all of the parts where stu says he's going to give these chicks the damager
15:29 [ sm00f] And we can all laugh at how it's not true
[19:01] <Gino_> man I can't stop thinking about how much I enjoyed gief
[19:01] <Gino_> fuck crackgief
[19:01] <Stereo_> ...
[19:01] <Stereo_> You love giefs crack?
[19:01] <Gino_> YES
[19:01] <Stereo_> You cant stop thinking about giefs crack?
[19:01] <Gino_> OM OM OM
[19:02] <Stereo_> you FUCKED giefs crack!
[19:05] <Gino_> stalking my prey
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10:13 [ sm00f] Gino
10:33 [ Gino_] wat?
10:34 [ Gino_] sm00f: what?
10:37 [ sm00f] Fuck
10:37 [ sm00f] I forgot
10:37 [ sm00f] But it was really awesome
10:43 [ Gino_] u suck
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<Bop> I like watching [3s] chun matches
17:07 [ muice] any rock band/dancing games should fuck off and die
17:09 [ muice] fucking play an instrument or dance if thats what does it for you
17:09 [ muice] let me play my games in peace
17:09 [ Orochi] FUCKING GO OUTSIDE AND THROW FIREBALLS OR KO SOMEONE IF THATS WHAT IT DOES FOR YOU
17:10 [ fluxcore] hah yep
17:10 [ Gino_] lolz
<fluxcore> VRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
<fluxcore> VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM
<fluxcore> VRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
<Orochi> CHECKPOINT
<fluxcore> RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRR
(7:25:42 PM) Gino_: has anyone here not fired a gun?
(7:25:59 PM) fluxcore: I've only been in the room with a proper gun once in my life
(7:26:20 PM) fluxcore: I have fired a bb gun and an air rifle
(7:26:31 PM) fluxcore: back in high school
(7:26:38 PM) hebmat: I held a real life gun before
(7:26:41 PM) hebmat: When I was under 10
(7:26:46 PM) hebmat: I couldn't pull the trigger
(7:26:50 PM) Gino_: wtf
(7:26:52 PM) hebmat: Cause the safety was on hahahahaha
(7:27:01 PM) hebmat: Yeah my mother knew army ppl
(7:27:04 PM) hebmat: And they'd come over
(7:27:05 PM) hebmat: God knows why
(7:27:08 PM) fluxcore: personally I hate guns and don't want to have anything to do with them
(7:27:15 PM) fluxcore: except if it's cable
I remember the first time i held a gun, the dairy owner was so scared lol, good times....
Quote from: weazzyefff on September 30, 2009, 12:04:05 AM
I remember the first time i held a gun, the dairy owner was so scared lol, good times....
I take it that was on the way home from the hospital on your birthday?
<fluxcore> it will be
<fluxcore> ben
<fluxcore> me
<fluxcore> bunch of nobodies
<sm00f> Hahahaha
<sm00f> You forgot the U man
<fluxcore> oh
<fluxcore> ben
<fluxcore> me
<fluxcore> bunch of nobodies
<fluxcore> u man
YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT BLACKSTAR!?
lol joeks
Hah, what is this all aboutt aye (damn work blocking chat :'()
A party that youre not invited to stu.
:'(
We can have our own party. It will be better than theirs.
And will have more buttseckz
Quote from: ILL_BILL on September 30, 2009, 06:20:42 PM
We can have our own party. It will be better than theirs.
And will have more buttseckz
With females I hope, unless you like it like that Bill? ???
Quote from: stereomonkey on September 30, 2009, 06:24:49 PM
Quote from: ILL_BILL on September 30, 2009, 06:20:42 PM
We can have our own party. It will be better than theirs.
And will have more buttseckz
With females I hope, unless you like it like that Bill? ???
lol females.
16:11 [ Stereo_] the sentence should actually be like this
16:11 [ Stereo_] "as boobs long cock as tits it's fuck a pussy usb orgy keyboard"
16:11 [ Stereo_] can you read that heb/
16:11 [ fluxcore] lol
19:55 [ fluxcore] dude I'm totally twittering
19:55 [ fluxcore] http://twitter.com/NZism
19:55 [ fluxcore] HOOOOOOOOOAHHHH SHIEEEEET
19:55 [ Stureo] WOAH!
19:55 [ Stureo] MEAN ASS BRO!
19:55 [ fluxcore] THANKS
19:56 [ fluxcore] I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
19:56 [ Stureo] FUCK YEAH!
(9:01:31 PM) fluxcore: omg so much voda h0onmeueyu
(9:01:42 PM) fluxcore: how ever will I walk home
(9:01:49 PM) fluxcore: very very drunk
(9:04:02 PM) fluxcore: KORYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(9:06:18 PM) Gino_: better than skating
(9:07:01 PM) fluxcore: very fucign dreunk
(9:07:03 PM) fluxcore: lol
(9:07:53 PM) fluxcore: MARNETOV S JUSTING WONG
(9:07:57 PM) fluxcore: WYRAHHHHH
(9:08:22 PM) fluxcore: THWAK VS JURI
(9:13:02 PM) Gino_: yeah
(9:14:24 PM) fluxcore: goddamn
(9:14:31 PM) fluxcore: can't geeel it
(9:14:42 PM) fluxcore: I can't feel ;ressures of theis worrllld
(9:15:03 PM) fluxcore: liecfat
(9:15:11 PM) fluxcore: die in a crashj
Woah, wtf. Hope your all good Alan :-\
lol pretty rough
12:01 [ Stureo] needs more rapelay
12:01 [ sm00f] omg
12:01 [ sm00f] Stu
12:01 [ sm00f] You look after little kids
12:01 [ sm00f] Don't talk about that game
12:01 [ Stureo] I know
12:01 [ hebmat] hahaha
12:01 [@fluxcore] battle raper bro
12:02 [ Stureo] hearing euan talk about it last night made shiver
12:02 [ Stureo] at least on battle raper they fight back
12:04 [@fluxcore] lol
14:45 [ sm00f] It's like me letting a furry board with me, then crying cause my teddy bear has stains on it
Quote from: fluxcore on November 13, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
14:45 [ sm00f] It's like me letting a furry board with me, then crying cause my teddy bear has stains on it
Ahhh lol, his teddy bear. I knew it.
Not from our chat but still think its a quote worth having ;)
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4641/fish.png)
http://www.bash.org/?761414
Only discovered bash today eh Stu? =P
Nah, just that quote.
[14:43] <Stureo> come and play you teke stains!!
[14:45] <Nurglor> Im cooking dinner for the whanau beyotch!
[14:45] <Stureo> WhA!
[14:45] <Stureo> You cooks!
[14:46] <Stureo> Cream PIE!
[14:46] <Nurglor> FUck every day bro
[14:46] <Nurglor> lol
[14:46] <Stureo> hahahah!
[14:46] <Nurglor> you really need to find out what that means
[14:31] <Orochi> it's gotta be just right
[14:31] <Orochi> not too heavy, not too light
[14:32] <samblack> landing strip = all good
[14:33] <sm00f> Smooooth pussy
[14:33] <sm00f> best to touch
[14:33] <samblack> i read that smooth as smoof
[14:33] <samblack> and i was disturbed to say the lest
[14:33] <samblack> *least
[14:34] <sm00f> fuck
[14:34] <sm00f> You're disgusting
[14:34] <samblack> fuck off
[14:34] <sm00f> Nigga
[14:34] <sm00f> I am not the one who said
[14:34] <sm00f> Smoof pussy
[14:34] <Orochi> ...
[14:35] <samblack> SMOOF YOU PUSSY
[14:35] <sm00f> If by pussy
[14:35] <sm00f> You mean cat
[14:35] <sm00f> And by cat
[14:35] <sm00f> You mean Tiger
[14:35] <sm00f> And by Tiger
[14:35] <sm00f> You mean beast
[14:35] <sm00f> making me an
[14:35] <sm00f> ALTERED BEAST
[14:35] <sm00f> I'd have to accept your offer
[14:35] <samblack> but i didnt say that
[14:36] <sm00f> shut up
[14:36] <sm00f> You're black
[14:36] <samblack> i know that
The point here is, Richard is black and he knows it.
17:02 [ Ginosa] Just smash him
17:02 [ sm00f] Hahaha
17:02 [ Ginosa] jab jab headbutt
17:02 [ sm00f] Bro
17:02 [ sm00f] Real life
17:02 [ sm00f] Jab jab
17:02 [ sm00f] BARSTOOL
17:03 [ Ginosa] Yeah man
17:03 [ Ginosa] Then the oki
17:03 [ Ginosa] Just fucken stomp on him
17:03 [ sm00f] Am I gonna barstool?
17:03 [ sm00f] Or am i gonna jump
17:03 [ sm00f] nah bro
17:03 [ sm00f] What if he wakeup dragon's your stomp
17:03 [ Ginosa] Shame bitch cant tech roll outta that
17:04 [ Ginosa] No wakeups in real life
17:04 [ sm00f] Yes
17:04 [ sm00f] I saw that shit
17:04 [ sm00f] On million dollar baby
17:04 [ sm00f] Smack you into a stool
17:04 [@fluxcore] meaties all day
17:04 [ Ginosa] Yeah movie
17:04 [ sm00f] Then some old man rapes you in hospital
17:04 [@fluxcore] irl
17:04 [ Ginosa] Meaty bar stool
17:04 [ sm00f] I RAPE LADIES
17:04 [ sm00f] Bro
17:04 [@fluxcore] as he starts to get back up
17:04 [@fluxcore] WHACK
17:04 [ sm00f] Meaty damager
17:05 [ sm00f] Bro
17:05 [ sm00f] Throw him
17:05 [ sm00f] When he wakes up
17:05 [ Ginosa] So yeah
17:05 [ sm00f] Then low forward run him over in your car
17:05 [ Ginosa] HAHA
17:05 [ sm00f] Or short short follow him home and rape his wife
Quote from: fluxcore on December 22, 2009, 05:22:22 PM
17:04 [ sm00f] Then some old man rapes you in hospital
17:04 [ sm00f] I RAPE LADIES
17:05 [ sm00f] Or short short follow him home and rape his wife
wtf smoof :|
haha awesome smoof ;D
16:48 [ sm00f] angry scar upper
16:49 [ Chuckk] yeah
16:49 [@fluxcore] ANGRY
16:49 [@fluxcore] such an awesome move name
16:49 [ Chuckk] yeah it looks great
16:49 [@fluxcore] ANGRY SCAR
16:49 [ sm00f] Hahahaha
16:49 [ sm00f] WTF MASH ANGRY SCAR
16:49 [@fluxcore] I'm guessing he's angry about his scar
16:49 [ sm00f] and when I see the flash
16:50 [ sm00f] UPPPPPERRRRRRRCUT
16:50 [@fluxcore] but it sounds like the scar itself is angry
16:50 [ sm00f] Nah
16:50 [ sm00f] He touches it
16:50 [ sm00f] and he absorbs the satsui no hadou
16:50 [ sm00f] And becomes wrinkly like the emperor
16:50 [ sm00f] Which is why he became Q in 3S
16:50 [@fluxcore] absorbs the dark hadou
16:50 [@fluxcore] from his scar
16:50 [@fluxcore] from the brief touch by ryu's fist?
16:51 [@fluxcore] that is hardcore
16:51 [ sm00f] Yes
16:51 [@fluxcore] fuck ryu should just embrace the dark hadou he'd be unstoppable
16:51 [ sm00f] Nah
16:51 [ sm00f] Ken could beat him
16:51 [ sm00f] After he embraced the dark hadou
16:51 [@fluxcore] if he can punch a dude and then 20 years later the guy can touch the
scar and uppercut ppl twice as hard
16:51 [ sm00f] Fuck
16:52 [ sm00f] It should make an awesome noice
16:52 [ sm00f] *noise
16:52 [ sm00f] Like
16:52 [ sm00f] An elephant
That was pretty fucking funny :D
17:09 [ YarLenny] fish ass is ok as long as she has a chick mouth
16:26 :::starting query in mzima with YarLenny
16:26 [YarLenny] Yo
16:27 [fluxcore] yoooo
16:27 ::: YarLenny is away: My balls are huge
16:27 [fluxcore] HAAHAHA
21:07 [ BirryWong] as if Birry Wong needs anyone besides Birry Wong
21:07 [ sm00f] Dude
21:07 [ sm00f] It's like
21:07 [ sm00f] If you cloned BIRRY WONG
21:07 [ sm00f] and they were like
21:07 [ sm00f] OMG CLONED BIRRY WONG COULD BE A THREAT TO BIRRY WONG
21:07 [ sm00f] but cloned BIRRY WONG was like
21:07 [ sm00f] wtf
21:08 [ sm00f] why would I fuck with BIRRY WONG
21:08 [ sm00f] All the people who wanted to overthrow BIRRY WONG
21:08 [ sm00f] would have their hopes crushed
21:08 [ sm00f] TEABAG SUNRISE STYLE
21:08 [ BirryWong] Fuck
21:09 [ BirryWong] that was exactly what the fortune teller said
21:09 [ BirryWong] until i punched off his face
21:09 [ BirryWong] with my testicles
21:09 [ sm00f] BIRRY WONG
21:09 [ BirryWong] now all he says is 'MMMPPHHHMPMMMPMPPG' but you know he is
trying to say "BIRRY WONG"
17:20 [ BirryWong] i need to airthrow more
17:20 [ samblack] airthrow is awesome
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17:24 [ BirryWong] unlike gino
17:29 [ gino] who is awesome
17:29 [ muice] lol
15:14 [ fluxcore] k so my tier list
15:14 [ fluxcore] wendys, kfc
15:14 [ fluxcore] top tier
15:15 [ smoof] Yup
15:15 [ fluxcore] I think wendys has a 7-3 matchup over kfc though
15:15 [ smoof] ouch
15:15 [ smoof] so wendys is S tier
15:15 [ fluxcore] because I am from hamilton
15:15 [ smoof] KFC is A+
15:16 [ samblack] i think wendys is kinda average
15:16 [ samblack] only good thing about it are the crazy portions for drinks and chips
15:16 [ BIBSON] Wow wendys def is not average
15:16 [ smoof] I think if you like beef more than chicken then wendys could be higher tier
15:16 [ samblack] i dunno, i never have a hankering for wendys
15:16 [ BIBSON] Fuck your low tier tastebuds richard
15:17 [ smoof] And wendys is definitely higher than original recipe
15:17 [ smoof] Ben
15:17 [ smoof] Richard gets quater pack
15:17 [ smoof] wtf do you expect
I wonder how many other places can have half hour long conversations on the tier listing of fast food restaurants
That's gold - but I definitely agree... Wendys is broken
Get out. KFC > all
when the fuck have i ever gotten a quarter pack?
Quote from: samurai black on June 25, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
when the fuck have i ever gotten a quarter pack?
quiet, bad tastebuds
<fluxcore> I don't care about hns
Our community has been disgraced.
taken out of context
18:55 [ BirryWong] Ive been clenching my ass for about 4 days now
18:55 [ BirryWong] I am about to release
18:55 [ BirryWong] Thought you guys should know
<snip>
19:00 [ BirryWong] anyway
19:00 [ BirryWong] taking a dump
19:00 [ BirryWong] brb
19:00 [ BirryWong] 25-30 mins
19:00 [ BirryWong] im estimating a 1.5inch diameter
<5 mins later>
19:05 [ BirryWong] wow, that was underwhelming
19:05 [ BirryWong] :(
19:05 [ BirryWong] bbl
OMG i lol so fucking loud when i read that 'underwhelming' part hahahahahahahahahhahah
11:18 [ Orochi] i'm guessing [hot and spicy] will be back in november
11:18 [ Orochi] don't quote me on that
FUUCK
Stuart says:
fuck
im bored
and I cant go to the gym 8 hrs a day
I need a game to play
or women to lay
in the hay
Gino says:
in may
Stuart says:
near the bay
Gino says:
her name was fay
Stuart says:
well I say
Gino says:
you are gay!
Stuart says:
hahaha
fucker
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11:02 [ samblack] fuck
11:02 [ samblack] thought bill would be here
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11:17 [ BirryWong] Sif no Richard
11:17 [ BirryWong] Black cunt
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Quote from: fluxcore on June 29, 2010, 11:20:27 AM
11:18 [ Orochi] i'm guessing [hot and spicy] will be back in november
11:18 [ Orochi] don't quote me on that
!!! Orochi the NOSTRADAMUS! HNS is indeed back!
orz
Quote from: fluxcore on September 18, 2010, 11:48:33 AM
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11:02 [ samblack] fuck
11:02 [ samblack] thought bill would be here
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11:17 [ BirryWong] Sif no Richard
11:17 [ BirryWong] Black cunt
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Holy shit. Richard, i think we're gay.
nah, you dont have a big ass and large breasts.
and also, too much penis.
pass.
Quote from: samurai black on November 11, 2010, 10:54:33 AM
and also, too much penis.
pass.
Well thats definitely the first time Bill will have heard that line.
Quote from: WoundLenny on November 11, 2010, 12:32:07 PM
Well thats definitely the first time Bill will have heard that line.
Its true. The closest i got before this was when your mother was choking on my testicles. And even then, i couldnt make out what she was saying.
14:44 [ chuckk] Guess i'm in the minority then, that's fine. You make a good
point.
14:45 [ iLenny] Yeah you're wrong. Shame Kung
14:45 [ sm00f] KUNG
14:45 [ sm00f] CHARLES YOU KUNG
14:45 [@fluxcore] SHAME KUNG
14:45 [ iLenny] Kunt*
14:45 [@fluxcore] LOL
14:45 [ sm00f] GBT WELLINGTON
14:45 [ sm00f] KUNG
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15:32 [ BIBSON] im am now the proud owner of a two piece quater pack
15:32 [ BIBSON] shame
NZism IRC poetry hour
10:31 [@fluxcore] there once was a man named alan
10:32 [@fluxcore] who quite liked to eat watermelon
10:32 [@fluxcore] to spoil his grace
10:32 [@fluxcore] it went all over his face
10:32 [ sm00f] LOL
10:32 [ sm00f] AHAHAHAHA
10:32 [@fluxcore] he went on to become a felon?
10:32 [@fluxcore] hmm
10:33 [@fluxcore] to wash it all off took a gallon?
10:33 [@fluxcore] he would wipe it off but his hand is a talon!
10:33 [@fluxcore] YES VEGA REFERENCE YAAAAH
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10:35 [@fluxcore] ben
10:35 [@fluxcore] poem
10:35 [@fluxcore] nao
10:35 [ sm00f] SAGAT
10:35 [ sm00f] GIS A POEM G
10:35 [ SAGAT] ME
10:35 [ sm00f] I AM ME
10:35 [ SAGAT] Im not ben
10:35 [ sm00f] I AM A TREE
10:35 [ sm00f] I AM NOT FREE
10:36 [ sm00f] A BEST OF THREE
10:36 [ sm00f] I CHALLENGE THEE
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[ samblack] im richard
[ samblack] im black
[ samblack] i like baby got back
[ samblack] umm
[ samblack] biches who are stacked i will sexually attack?
Fail :(
(http://imgur.com/Xqac8.png)
19:04 [ U-man] Haha
19:04 [ U-man] Im on my ipod so haha can mean many things when im lazy to type
19:04 [ U-man] Haha
16:20 [ sm00f] BIRRYWONG
16:20 [ sm00f] WHY ARE YOU POSING WITH MY FUTURE WIFE
16:20 [ BIRRYWONG] Because I thought i could potentially score an FFFFM smoof
......
16:34 [ GoseBanks] man cant figure out what ffffm is
16:34 [ GoseBanks] ..
16:34 [@fluxcore] rofl
16:35 [@fluxcore] nice ben
16:35 [ sm00f] ...
16:35 [ sm00f] lol.
16:35 [ BIRRYWONG] haha
16:29 [ fluxcore] Bill, i think you're hot.
16:55 [ BIRRYWONG] Fuck
16:55 [ BIRRYWONG] If i wanted, i could go take a shit
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] but im gonna hold it alan
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Until at least monday
16:56 [@fluxcore] fantastic.
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Actually, when am i back at work?
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] Wednesday
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] shit
16:56 [ BIRRYWONG] that might be a stretch
16:57 [@fluxcore] literally
16:57 [ BIRRYWONG] rofl
Alas, I have failed. :(
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18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] Ok
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] So basically
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] 2 fat people
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] having sex
18:19 [ BIRRYBOND] on the side of the road
18:20 [ BIRRYBOND] This was what i drove past this afternoon
18:21 [ BIRRYBOND] Reverse Cowgirl
18:21 [ BIRRYBOND] ON THE BONNET OF THEIR CAR
18:22 [ BIRRYBOND] im so confused
18:22 [ BIRRYBOND] i think i need a shower
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<DIY|TOOTS> so what do you guys think of sentinel?
<ironsolis> looks good
<ironsolis> seems a bit clunky
<samblack> ff seems
<samblack> not as fast
<ironsolis> its like semi-ff
<sm00f> just call it
<sm00f> no fly to fly combo
<sm00f> nfly2fly
<sm00f> see
<DIY|TOOTS> yeah everythings gonna seem clunky compared to mvc2
<sm00f> sounds mean
<DIY|TOOTS> 3d just seems to make shit look weird
<ironsolis> how do you fly in this game?
<samblack> teach it the HM
<samblack> but you have to beat the gym leader first
HAHAHA UMEHALAAAAAA
15:36 sm00f what was Kate's opinion on Richard
15:36 BIRRYBOND she was like
15:36 BIRRYBOND "I didnt know you knew Bangs"
15:37 sm00f HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
15:37 sm00f HAHAHHAHAAHAHA
15:37 sm00f TAKE U 2 DA NIUE
15:37 sm00f JUST SIT DOWN
15:37 sm00f AND JUST BE BY MY SIDE
15:37 sm00f I GOT DA CABLE
15:37 sm00f I KNOW WHAT ELSE U LIKE
19:14 [ BIRRYWONG] who's side are you on alan?
19:15 [ BIRRYWONG] us young nzism kids
19:15 [ muice] hes like the dad of nzism
19:15 [ BIRRYWONG] or the old washed up nz hip hop hyper fighters
19:15 [ muice] in his day they all posted in the designated areas and never
strayed off topic
19:15 [ muice] fighting games were simple
19:15 [ muice] there was only 1 win quote
19:16 [ muice] he grew up tuff
19:16 [ muice] none of this lenient input business
19:16 [ muice] and MCA sticks
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<BirryWong> TONIGHTS THE NIIIIGHT WE MAKE LOVE TILL THE EEEENNNNDD
<BirryWong> TONIGHTS THE NIGHT I VOW MY LOVE TO YOOOOOOOOUUUU
<BirryWong> LOOK INTO MY EYES
<BirryWong> ILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME
<BirryWong> I'M IN LOVE WITH YOOOOOOUUUU
<BirryWong> PEACE NIGGA
<BirryWong> MC BIRRYWONG UP IN THIS BITCH
|<-- BirryWong has left efnet (Client Quit)
Truebliss fuck yeah that song was awesome, the rest of theirs sucked.
True what? Thats straight OG MC BIRRY WONG shit son.
By true bliss he means the true bliss of seeing BIRRYBOND's text. Now he is saying every other song sucks compared to it. Better not sing around Mason, BIRRY BOND or his head might explode
11:53 [ sm00f] I reckon we should have a statue of the U MAN
11:54 [ sm00f] On Weymouth Road
11:54 [ rich] OO
11:54 [ sm00f] with like
11:54 [ rich] it would need an HF machine
11:54 [ rich] kfc
11:54 [ sm00f] U "Universe" Man
11:54 [ sm00f] The Damager of Puke Sluts
11:54 [ rich] and like mountain dew
11:55 [ sm00f] "WEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOUTH"
11:55 [ sm00f] It'd be like statue of liberty
11:55 [ sm00f] It would be Euan in a Ken gi
11:55 [ sm00f] But with his hat
11:55 [ sm00f] and sunglasses
[21:54] <toots> omg didnt know dhc trick worked with mags
[21:54] <stuism> well
[21:54] <stuism> it was cool
[21:54] <stuism> dude
[21:54] <samblack> i thought stu told you
[21:54] <stuism> I told you on saturday
[21:54] <samblack> yeah
[21:55] <samblack> i was there
[21:55] <stuism> bens like
[21:55] <stuism> NAH
[21:55] <stuism> SCRUB INFO
[21:55] <toots> I didnt get it obviously haha
[21:55] <stuism> MUST NOT BE RIGHT
[21:55] <samblack> STUS A LIAR HES FULL OF SHIT
[21:55] <stuism> STU AINT sHIT
[21:55] <stuism> IM AL BEST
[21:55] <samblack> HE LOSES TO HOOK
[21:55] <toots> STUS A MAORI
[21:55] <samblack> CANT BE TRUE
[21:55] <stuism> CANT BE
[21:55] <stuism> SHAME KUNG
[21:55] <stuism> end of story
[21:56] <@fluxcore> I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL STU
[21:56] <stuism> recapped perfectly I must say
[21:56] <samblack> yeah
[21:56] <samblack> we have excellent memories
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EDIT: This thread is made of so much win. If you're needing a laugh read the pure gold left in here.
15:18 [samblack] haha i just google imaged large breasts
15:18 [samblack] or was it big breasts
15:18 [samblack] one of them
[20:14] <sm00f> Wow
[20:14] <sm00f> Josh so desparate
[20:14] <sm00f> PLEASE BABY
[20:14] <sm00f> MARRY ME
[20:14] <sm00f> I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY
[20:15] <sm00f> IN THE SAS HQ
smoof I have seen evidence of some of your adventures
14:15 Pino yeah
14:15 Pino that's old Darren
14:15 smoof So I know that you're trying to cover the fact that some of your friends are really just sleazy
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14:15 Pino that shit got too dark
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14:16 fluxcore speaking of too dark
[11:36] <sm00f> lol
[11:36] <sm00f> xlan
[11:36] <gino> XALAN!
[11:39] <sm00f> wow...
[11:39] <sm00f> that was gay dude
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[11:40] <@fluxcore> of course ben, holding up back doesn't work so great against lvl 3 xfactor sent, does it?
[11:40] <stuart> Its homo
[11:40] <stuart> Hagans
[11:40] <stuart> *Hahaha
[11:40] <sm00f> where is this info
[11:40] <toots> yeah probs less effective
[11:40] <sm00f> for xlan
[11:40] <@fluxcore> in their forum
[11:40] <toots> I dunno what is effecive against level 3 sent
[11:40] <@fluxcore> the webpage has NOTHING else
[11:40] <sm00f> fuck
[11:41] <sm00f> cbf signing up
[11:41] <@fluxcore> you don't have to sign up to read
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[11:41] <stuart> Gino your name comes up as homo with auto predict on
[11:41] <sm00f> mine says I do
[11:41] <sm00f> =(
[11:41] <sm00f> ...
[11:41] <sm00f> holy shit
[11:41] <sm00f> No offense Stu
[11:41] <sm00f> But that's probably the coolest thing you've ever said
[11:41] <samblack> hahahaha
[20:52] <samblack> haha every second comic torrent is hentai
[20:53] <toots> mean
[20:54] <sm00f> Bentai
[20:54] <sm00f> Ranui Bitches
[20:54] <sm00f> Getting raped by tractors
09:24 Pino who is elf in sf4?
09:24 smoof fuerte
09:25 smoof I mean
09:25 smoof Legolas.
09:25 BirryWong Hahaha
09:25 BirryWong SHINKUUUUUUUUUU ANDMYBOWKEN
12:05 smoof Bro
12:05 smoof UMEHALA the movie
12:05 smoof keeen
12:05 fluxcore and when smoke appears behind a tree
12:05 smoof dun dun
12:05 fluxcore you press down + BACK to fight him
12:05 smoof A mother who trumps him
12:05 smoof A sister who wants him to draw a zebra
12:05 Pino ahahhaa
12:05 smoof with no titties to lean on
12:05 smoof where does he go
12:06 smoof NZISM
12:06 smoof BADABDABDUWBAIDBADBADA
12:06 BirryWong Omg
12:06 BirryWong Sold
12:06 smoof THIS SUNMMER
12:06 smoof *SUMMER
12:06 smoof PREPARE TO SEE
12:06 smoof SNAPBACKS
12:06 smoof PURPLE LIGHTNING
12:06 smoof MEATY ULTRAS
12:06 fluxcore LAME ZONING WITH GUNS
12:06 smoof This summer
12:06 smoof Prepare to
12:06 smoof EAT LEAD
12:07 smoof BRING THE PAIN
12:07 smoof UMEHALA
12:07 smoof THE MOVIE
12:07 BirryWong Dude
12:07 BirryWong Someoe
12:07 BirryWong Please quote that
12:07 BirryWong Smoof has managed to win life twice in the space of like 2 hours
12:07 fluxcore do it yourself!
12:08 BirryWong I would if I wasn't on my phone
12:08 fluxcore you have copy/paste haven't you? sheesh
12:09 BirryWong Line by line >_>
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fuck is wrong with you
BW told me to quote it.
This movie would be epic.
[17:18] <toots> fuck I wanna lay batman
sumrandom hoyl shiet someone from this tiny island is coming to ss2k11
12:13 sumrandom http://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=Niue&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wl
12:14 CFR is this that new caledonia guy?
12:15 sumrandom that aint no new caledonia
12:15 sumrandom lol
12:15 sumrandom some island called niue
12:16 sumrandom respect for that person's dedication to the game
From ozhadou irc
BRILLIANT
LOL
hahah he is hype for niue
YES!
Just to be an incredibly sad guy, here's a POST-NZISM ENTRY! HAH!
15:17 [@fluxcore] definitely needs less thor cap and spidey
15:17 [@fluxcore] bunch of dicks
15:17 [ ABM|smoof] Bro
15:17 [ ABM|smoof] How dare you
15:17 [ ABM|smoof] Spidey is the shit
15:17 [@fluxcore] dumb chars
15:17 [@fluxcore] spidey sucks nuts
15:17 [ ABM|smoof] Bro
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] Spidey webs up everyones nuts
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] and then their boyfriends suck the nuts
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] and they get stuck on da web
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] and he takes a pic
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] and goes
15:18 [ ABM|smoof] THIS ONES FOR JJ
15:18 [@fluxcore] why is it only two Js
15:18 [@fluxcore] I never got that
15:18 [@fluxcore] he's J Jonah Jameson
15:18 [@fluxcore] that seems like 3 Js to me
15:19 [ stuism] triple j
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] cause if you say
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] JJJ
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] you sound like a gay
15:19 [@fluxcore] it would suit him then
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] nah
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] He is spiderMAN
15:19 [ ABM|smoof] not spider boy
15:19 [ stuism] spider gay
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] stugay
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] ipeedonthegaycarpet.net
15:20 [ stuism] stumay
15:20 [ stuism] stuhay
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] gino
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] u got that shit
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] ipeedonthegaycarpet.net
15:20 [ stuism] hahaha
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] stufle
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] YEA
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] SHAME
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] YOU ARE NOW A DESERT
15:20 [ ABM|smoof] THAT OFTEN COLLAPSES
15:21 [ stuism] yum
15:21 [ ABM|smoof] YUM COLLAPSE
15:21 [@fluxcore] speaking of gay names
15:21 [@fluxcore] why are you called smoof
15:21 [ stuism] smooficum
15:21 [ ABM|smoof] smoofulcrum
15:21 [ ABM|smoof] smoothagoras
15:22 [@fluxcore] like even smoof backwards sounds better
15:22 [ stuism] smoofCRUM
15:22 [@fluxcore] FOOMS
15:22 [ stuism] FOOMS
15:22 [ ABM|smoof] smoofRUOK
15:22 [@fluxcore] it's like the sound akuma makes all day
15:22 [@fluxcore] FOOMS
15:22 [ stuism] FOOMS sounds cool
15:23 [ stuism] makes it black
15:23 [ ABM|smoof] Sad guy
15:23 [ stuism] your name is FOOMS
15:23 [ ABM|smoof] NO
15:23 [@fluxcore] smoof sounds like something you'd clean a toilet with
15:23 [@fluxcore] "HEY HAND ME A SMOOF(TM)"
15:24 [ stuism] smoof, toilet cleaner
15:24 [@fluxcore] "GOT SOMETHING I NEED TO CLEAN UP"
15:24 [ stuism] fights germs
15:24 [ stuism] cleans stains
15:24 [@fluxcore] fooms however
15:24 [@fluxcore] sounds like a carpet cleaner
15:24 [@fluxcore] SPRINKLE SOME FOOMS DOWN
15:24 [@fluxcore] LIFTS DIRT EASILY
15:24 [ ABM|smoof] wtf carpet cleaner you use
15:25 [ ABM|smoof] sprinkle
15:25 [@fluxcore] JUST VACUUM IT UP
15:25 [ stuism] so fooms is redundent right off the bat then
15:26 [@fluxcore] nah
15:26 [@fluxcore] stains
15:26 [@fluxcore] breaks down the chemical bonds to make it loosen
15:26 [@fluxcore] then you vacuum
15:26 [@fluxcore] FOOMS
15:26 [@fluxcore] MAKES IT EASY
15:27 [@fluxcore] TAKES THE STRUGGLE OUT OF MAKING YOUR CARPETS BEAUTIFUL
15:27 [@fluxcore] TRY OUR NEW TOILET CLEANER
15:27 [@fluxcore] SMOOF(TM)
15:27 [@fluxcore] SOFT ON THE HANDS
15:28 [@fluxcore] TOUGH ON SHIT STAINS