Not only did I lose the last game, but I am now second on the table thanks to this bullshit. Im seriously thinking about selling your ass to another team. You can use your suspension to think about that. Fucker. You better hope to christ that we make the playoffs.
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Lol, that looks hilarious, what app is that?
The Rapetrain? lol
Had to name my team something.
FYI, we finished second in the league. Would've won had Dave not kicked off a 3 game losing streak. You almost made up for it by scoring the Winning goal in the final league game, but then promptly got another Yellow card 4 minutes later. Need to adjust your attitude. I think being statistically the second best player in the team has gone straight to your head.
BIRRY WONG was the overall top goal scorer AND passer across all teams. That dude is a monster.
Benedict Perreau took the MVP prize thanks to some amazing corner kicking.
Richard Umehala needs improvement.
Big plans next season. The Team Niue stadium will have a few upgrades, such as toilets and a carpark. Both of which will be used so that the fans can drink before watching the games.
Will be looking to sign Leonard "The Wall" Andrews as my Goalkeeper next season, as well as bolstering my defensive line (Currently centred around Richard Umehala) with quality players such as Toots Morey and The Smoof.
Still need two offensive Wingers. Currently looking at "The Puyat Express" and Kurt "Smangmaster" Ratana.
Given Dave's desire to constantly recieve cards of various colours, I'm considering taking on a backup midfielder. Pantythief Weazzy is currently the top choice, but may or may not be given a contract depending on how drunk he is at trials.
And finally, I'm pleased to inform the fans that U-Man McCaffery has signed an $879, 000 contract to play as Striker for The Rapetrain alongside BIRRY WONG and Benedict Perreau, completing an already ridiculously awesome front pack.
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on April 10, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
FYI, we finished second in the league. Would've won had Dave not kicked off a 3 game losing streak. You almost made up for it by scoring the Winning goal in the final league game, but then promptly got another Yellow card 4 minutes later. Need to adjust your attitude. I think being statistically the second best player in the team has gone straight to your head.
BIRRY WONG was the overall top goal scorer AND passer across all teams. That dude is a monster.
Benedict Perreau took the MVP prize thanks to some amazing corner kicking.
Richard Umehala needs improvement.
Big plans next season. The Team Niue stadium will have a few upgrades, such as toilets and a carpark. Both of which will be used so that the fans can drink before watching the games.
Will be looking to sign Leonard "The Wall" Andrews as my Goalkeeper next season, as well as bolstering my defensive line (Currently centred around Richard Umehala) with quality players such as Toots Morey and The Smoof.
Still need two offensive Wingers. Currently looking at "The Puyat Express" and Kurt "Smangmaster" Ratana.
Given Dave's desire to constantly recieve cards of various colours, I'm considering taking on a backup midfielder. Pantythief Weazzy is currently the top choice, but may or may not be given a contract depending on how drunk he is at trials.
And finally, I'm pleased to inform the fans that U-Man McCaffery has signed an $879, 000 contract to play as Striker for The Rapetrain alongside BIRRY WONG and Benedict Perreau, completing an already ridiculously awesome front pack.
maaa nigga!!
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on April 10, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
bolstering my defensive line (Currently centred around Richard Umehala)
when does umehala play defensive
Jump back deadpool doesnt exactly scream aggression Richard.
when the bullets go forward, theres no reason for me to :D
invite me to this facebook game app, i want to play
Same here sad guy
Tried to play last night, didn't know what's going on, waaaay to involved compared to other facebook games. tempted to d/load football manager to learn the ropes, then apply it to facebook.
If i could be fucked paying for football manager, I would much rather play that than this game.
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on April 12, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
If i could be fucked paying for football manager, I would much rather play that than this game.
Hmm... I may have to 'show' you my game, once I 'purchase' it. (Purchase in this instance is pronounced, 'purr-chayce'. like, cat purr, then chase that guy!
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on April 10, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
FYI, we finished second in the league. Would've won had Dave not kicked off a 3 game losing streak. You almost made up for it by scoring the Winning goal in the final league game, but then promptly got another Yellow card 4 minutes later. Need to adjust your attitude. I think being statistically the second best player in the team has gone straight to your head.
BIRRY WONG was the overall top goal scorer AND passer across all teams. That dude is a monster.
Benedict Perreau took the MVP prize thanks to some amazing corner kicking.
Richard Umehala needs improvement.
Big plans next season. The Team Niue stadium will have a few upgrades, such as toilets and a carpark. Both of which will be used so that the fans can drink before watching the games.
Will be looking to sign Leonard "The Wall" Andrews as my Goalkeeper next season, as well as bolstering my defensive line (Currently centred around Richard Umehala) with quality players such as Toots Morey and The Smoof.
Still need two offensive Wingers. Currently looking at "The Puyat Express" and Kurt "Smangmaster" Ratana.
Given Dave's desire to constantly recieve cards of various colours, I'm considering taking on a backup midfielder. Pantythief Weazzy is currently the top choice, but may or may not be given a contract depending on how drunk he is at trials.
And finally, I'm pleased to inform the fans that U-Man McCaffery has signed an $879, 000 contract to play as Striker for The Rapetrain alongside BIRRY WONG and Benedict Perreau, completing an already ridiculously awesome front pack.
Wot da hell even my name pop up here??????? ???
Yea Ben. You're my striker haha.
Game 1 of Season 2. The Rapetrain have started strongly with an 8-1 trouncing over whoever it was we were facing. Their name doesn't matter because they were so free.
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U-Man McCaffery Scores the opening goal at 3'00". Unfortunately it is obscured in this picture. Pretty happy I signed this beast for a measly $800,000. His first game on the team and he scores in 3'00".
After that Acheampong homo tried to cop a feel on Richard, he recieved a card. Dave laughed at this douchebag all the way to the back of the net, scoring our second goal and then flipping off the opposing teams bench as he ran past them with his shirt off.
McPike started getting ruthless with the other teams shins, and was awarded a Yellow card for it, and handed them a free kick, which they unfortunately managed to score off. Leonard "The Wall" Andrews will be my next pickup for sure. I don't tolerate shithouse goalkeeping.
Luckily, all this did was make team NIUE mad. We unleashed a 20 minute goalfest upon these weak losers. Some guy named Murphy also managed to score during this rapefest. It looks like Ben realised that this guy will probably never score again, so he passed him the ball.
All in all, some pretty amazing setups by Benedict Perreau. And I don't think BIRRY WONG can physically NOT score a goal if he has the ball.
Game 2. Another Beasting. 3-0'd these bitches.
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3'00" Seems to be the point in the game where our team decides to score the opening goal. Sol finds the net with some assistance from Ben. Is good man.
Sol scores again at 39'00". Just because nothing had happened for half an hour and tbh, we were getting bored.
We were given a Nigerian ref for this game. This asshole decided he was blacker than Richard. So Richard punched him into the sun. Being an honorable gent, Richard also gave himself a yellow card. Just to prove to the ladies that hes both powerful and gentle at the same time.
Ben sets up ANOTHER goal for U-man just before the end of the match. By this point, the rest of the team were already at the bar. Euan couldn't get there because he still has no license. And Ben just decided to play on for the hell of it because he's the man.
Im gonna give Ben MVP for the second game in a row. Its basically a case of "Give Ben the ball and someone will score". This is why he was overall Most Valuable Player across all teams in the league last season.
Needs more smangmaster.
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on April 12, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
If i could be fucked paying for football manager, I would much rather play that than this game.
Bro, got this game now, it's waaaay complicated for my simple football managing needs. I'll have to show it to you sometime.
We've had some pretty shocking games lately. Went on a 3 loss streak and dropped to 4th on the table. Luckily we managed to pick up our nuts and climb our way back to 2nd.
Our last game was a 6-1 rapefest. We raped them so hard that sol actually injured his groin.
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But we are basically smashing the top scoring/passing.
Sol shows that all that stress on his groin has payed off.
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As for passing...Jesus Christ Ben. NINE assists so far. The next highest guy only has fucking FOUR. You're basically carrying the team.
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Also, unless someone outbids him, Kurt Smangmaster should be signing with our defensive line for $1.2M. Making him the most expensive player on the team so far.