so um, my birthday happened last week and we're using it as an excuse to get plastered tonight.
so turn up at o'carrolls round about 6. its over on vulcan lane in the city.
me and a few others prob be at yifans first round about 4 or 5 or something so yeah :D
no txting me, cause my phone is fucked haha. harass bill :P
im coming down with the boss wife for some jugs of doom , wont be till bout 7.30 tho as she dont get home from work till 6.30 , then i must smash her box for great glory and then we be on our way .
heading in now , see you bolos there , i demand steinlager pures to sooth my saltyness from ranbats haha
Man fukn drunken got da huiccups an shit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Shot Richard cunts owq me shots fukn nighggaz
COOPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS WATT FUCKKKK
Happy Birthday bro, judging by these previous comments sounds like you guys had a meeeeean time ;D
Wow. I remember coming home and reading the forums. But I DO NOT remember posting anything. Fuck I've got some awesome messges on my phone. I txt my brother something. 6 words. 5 unreadable. And the last one was 'moon'
oh man, last night was all good :D
shot to bill, sol, dave, the U-MAN and smoof and the associated partners for rocking up haha
man mean night boys , had a fuckn mean time getting pissed haha even da boss wife enjoyed herself lol
epic mammoth sized jugs of beer and mother energy drink on tap filled up the mammoth jugs with vodka shots courtesy of bill was too epic
NIUE CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea. Was awesome. I need to drink heavily more often. Thanks for hooking a brother up with the triple baconator and taxi home richard. It eased some of the saltiness from the $80 worth of stuff you assholes bought on my card.
And fuck the 5.8% Coopers was the damager. They need to sell us jugs of that shit.
Also, shoutouts to Captain Jewbags *cough* SMOOF *cough* for "leaving his card at home" and stealing our beewars.
Edit: Just looked at my bank account to see how much those shots cost. Either it hasnt come through yet or your mate is the biggest legend in the world for not charging me. Looks like i might owe you a burger and a taxi after all.
Next Friday. Again. I will shout all parties associated with Richard's bday.
oh shit, is that the plan smoof :D
I'll just say it was for my bday which I didn't do shit for hahaha
Quote from: [NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja on September 19, 2010, 11:39:24 AM
NIUE CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TEAM NIUE IS GROWING.....YARRRRGGHHHHHHH
EPIC BILL SHOUTS....YARRRRGGHHHHH
WHOS B'DAY IS NEXT ON TEAM NIUE......THE IRON ONE YARHGHHHHHHH
FRIDAY DAVE YOU CUNT KEEN
THE UMAN IS KEEN CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!
NIUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT IM KEEN BUT I HAVE A 21ST TO GO TO.....YARRGHHH
AND ITS THE SISTER OF THE BOSS'S SO I CANNOT CALL ROCKS AND TELEPORT OUT OF THIS ONE.......YARRGHHHH
NEXT WEEK?
SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STILL KEEN
Fcuk i would be keen but i only get $30.00 a week lol. Super street pack 6 of Dezals is my buzz g, gangs.
SATURDAY SOUNDS GOOD YARRRGHHHH
KEEEEENNNN AZZZZ CUNTSSSSS
Quote from: [NIUE] Optimus DAVE on September 21, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
SATURDAY SOUNDS GOOD YARRRGHHHH
KEEEEENNNN AZZZZ CUNTSSSSS
hit yiffans up at lunch for some games , smash some wendys or bk for a feed then hit the jugs in the afternoon into the evening muhahahhahahahahhaha
U-MAN HAS THE PLAN........
WHERES THE CHEAP JUGS AT YARGGGHHHH
we can just get some boxes and smash them down somewhere and then back to the pub to drink smoofs jugs hahhha
Quote from: [NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja on September 21, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
we can just get some boxes and smash them down somewhere and then back to the pub to drink smoofs jugs hahhha
EVEN BETTTARRRRRRRRRRR
ABANDONED CARPARK.....OR EVEN...UP AT THE UNIQUAD YARRGGGHHH HAHA
FUCK YES
Fuck i didnt mind that bar on friday eh. Those jugs were fucking massive.
Quote from: [NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja on September 21, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
we can just get some boxes and smash them down somewhere and then back to the pub to drink smoofs jugs hahhha
Yeah mane,, dis is da burrp-print for the grand master plans. I'll pick pocket smoof, if he catches me i'll just evil eyes him yaaarrghhhhg.
Quote from: [NIUE] BIRRY WONG on September 21, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
Fuck i didnt mind that bar on friday eh. Those jugs were fucking massive.
did you ever get charged for those shots ?????
yes that pub is epic and epic sized jugs are epicically good for the blackstar wanting an epic saturday
booyah !!!!!!
Yeah hard. Sounds like god accidentally gave Bill my wish. Fucking lucky cunt, never happens to the poor guys man i swear.
having a mate behind the bar helps :D
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on September 21, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
Yeah hard. Sounds like god accidentally gave Bill my wish. Fucking lucky cunt, never happens to the poor guys man i swear.
Fuck. Im not some kind of upper class white dude. Im poor as shit. The only difference between you and me is that im a born hustler.
THIS SHIT IS ON TOMORROW! THE DAMAGERRRRRRRRRRR
Haha, sweet. I was just about to post up that ive got an early tomorrow morning so wouldnt be able to come anyway. XD
Wtf you can come tomorrow you pussy.
I meant IF IT WAS ON TONIGHT i couldnt have come. My bad. Shouldve specified. I forget not everyone can read minds the same way BIRRY WONG can.
Yeah I'm only RMUM in Halo, not in real life =(
Quote from: [NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja on September 21, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
drink smoofs jugs hahhha
seconded haha. fuck i want coopers in the jug
7PM SAME BAR TOMORROW AS CUNTS
Yeah i got 13 smakckaroos. Where are you's gonna be? I'll one stage it to town, den get a 6 pack of phat dieazallions. I'll probably still be drunk from tonight so that'll do me just dandy.
Hey what's your guys numbers mane?
I'm keen to peel back some bevy's tonight aye. Where you's at mane?
bah just got home from dinner , took way longer than i thought .
sorry i couldnt make it :-[
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on September 25, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Hey what's your guys numbers mane?
i'm keen to peel back some bevy's tonight aye. Where you's at mane?
its on vulcan lane off queen st weazel , cant remeber the name but you will no doubt hear the boys before you see them lol
my numbers 021460186 but seeing as im not there i guess its not much use
might as well ask a month or so in advance since a bit of notice is better than a last minute scramble, but whos down for having a few drinks after the christmas damager?
and no christmas in the park, thats for families and little kids ffs
I was gonna ask if anyone was keen for after next weeks ranbats? nothing hard out just a couple of beers or four somewhere
YES
Guess we could go to my mates bar down on fort street.
They have Stella on tap.. fucking love that shit.
keeeeeeen
Goddammit. Ive got an early shift on Saturday morning.
You mean sunday?
Keen as fuckk!!!!!
On both.
Should just have beers in parking lot. Too expensive at bar. Am poor as shit bra.
christmas damager is on in a couple weeks. boys still keen for a few beers afterwards?
This is pretty much the only reason I'm coming up. Keen
Fuck off. After drinking we go to Wendy's or KFC not the fucking library. You non Aucklanders aren't invited.... cunts.
So we will have two groups to drink with
Christchurch crew, we'll be drinking beer, bourban and bacardi
Smoofs crew, think he's drinking Amstel light or watered down vodka cruisers or something
We won't eat after because thats gameshark shit. We're going to the gym after to turn all the alcohol into muscle
Quote from: Oleetworth on November 23, 2010, 10:05:26 PM
Fuck off. After drinking we go to Wendy's or KFC not the fucking library. You non Aucklanders aren't invited.... cunts.
What about Select a Sub? They're open until 4 A.M. and have good pizza's.
Quote from: Squares on November 23, 2010, 11:45:54 PM
What about Select a Sub? They're open until 4 A.M. and have good pizza's.
Yah this man speaks the truth!
Or we could go to the casino and get something from the deli places.
i demand food and beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: WoundLenny on November 24, 2010, 12:04:07 AM
Yah this man speaks the truth!
Or we could go to the casino and get something from the deli places.
Fuck the deli, I'll be on the slots hitting up the damager combo's on the machines until they feed me money. Or they kick me out again.
Quote from: redtie on November 23, 2010, 11:14:47 PM
So we will have two groups to drink with
Christchurch crew, we'll be drinking beer, bourban and bacardi
Smoofs crew, think he's drinking Amstel light or watered down vodka cruisers or something
We won't eat after because thats gameshark shit. We're going to the gym after to turn all the alcohol into muscle
Why so beast for, Christchurch?
Quote from: WoundLenny on November 24, 2010, 12:04:07 AM
Yah this man speaks the truth!
Or we could go to the casino and get something from the deli places.
bro, if we're going to the casino we're going to gamble.
anyways, we should suss out a place to head to then. hows your mates bar on that nite len?
Nah they got a function on that night.
We should just head to the nearest bar and knock a couple back I reckon.
open to suggestion folks.
what about food? we always take forever to decide.
Quote from: samurai black on November 24, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
open to suggestion folks.
what about food? we always take forever to decide.
Select a Sub pizzas are $5 and a decent size for one person to eat. They're also quite good and open until 4 AM.
The store is also quite close to Giga.
STEAK HOUSE JERVOIS ROAD SMOOF AND BIRRY WONG HYPE
BIRRY WONG OVERNIGHT SHIFT STARTS AT 10:30PM THAT NIGHT HYPE
KEEN SNEAK SMOOF IN SO WE CAN BROADCAST SOME ELLLLL FUEEEEEERRRRTEEEEEEEEE DYNAMITE
Quote from: Oleetworth on November 24, 2010, 12:21:12 PM
STEAK HOUSE JERVOIS ROAD SMOOF AND BIRRY WONG HYPE
Take me with you, That steakhouse is GDLK!
Yes! Fuck who else is keeeeeeenn
htf can you be raving about the steak house on jervois road and then say KFC is damager. i'm utterly confused.
BECAUSE I KNOW FINE DINING!
He's got you there Rory.
BEERS AND FOOD
CASINO WOULD BE AWESOME....if the beers werent so rip off :'( :'(
i reckon we look for a dirty side bar for the cheapness yusss.......
O'CARROLS
this is looking like a fizzer