The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

[rugdoctor]

Fight fire with fire I say... Unleash an army of Jiang Shis..



That will fuck them up...or at least buy some time to get to a boat.

[originaljulz]

I'm serious how do Zombies know where you are?

Sound and smell?

Their eyes prob decompose after a while.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

In theory, all their senses shouldnt be working at all is what i think Simon is saying.

BUT in theory, Zombies shouldnt exist at all. So fuck your theory. The zombies know where you are.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Bro they can smell you. Like how i can smell weed a mile away they can smell human flesh.

[electric]

In theory, all their senses shouldnt be working at all is what i think Simon is saying.

BUT in theory, Zombies shouldnt exist at all. So fuck your theory. The zombies know where you are.

Bullshit. Zombies are descendants of dolphins - niggas got sonar

[[NIUE] Optimus DAVE]

bro, everyone tie seaturtles together and join team niue on PARTY(niue) ISLAND.

so isolated and it has no beaches for zombies to just walk outta the water onto.....straight cliffs and endless supply of coconuts and fish. zeah zeah boiz

bro the partys will be madd

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Jesus. If sawblade armoured skating machinegun zombie lenny gets sonar, then im fucking worried.

[Flash]

Jesus. If sawblade armoured skating machinegun zombie lenny gets sonar, then im fucking worried.

just need some marbles all rollskaters lose to marbles, its like rock, paper, scissor

sawblade armoured skating machinegun zombie lenny>humans>marbles>sawblade armoured skating machinegun zombie lenny

[Lennysaurus]

Dude have you seen how fat I am?  I'll just crush those marbles under my wheels of steel.

Prolly get some rollerblades instead of roller skates come to think of it... Roller blades are heaps cooler.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Guys Im not even kidding. Heres an artists impression.



This artist even assumed he has a superhero-like insignia on his chest, beause realistically, he probably has superpowers too. Not only that, Zombie Lenny can skate across the ground on FUCKING ICE SKATES and then slice your stomach open and feed on your entrails.

WE ARE FUCKED.

[Flash]

you will not be able to crush my collection of steelies i have especially put away for the zombie apocalypse

[Lennysaurus]

Thats a pretty accurate sketch, but you need too add a couple of feet of length to the penis, and about half as much girth.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

I dont think i do. I figure the zombie that turned you ate your body, So you actually just cut your own penis into 5 segments and are now using the smaller 4 as your limbs, and the main portion as your body.

That shit is manly.

[stereomonkey]

I love this thread

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

I'm just gonna climb a tree with a 2 super six packs of diezal and watch zombie lenny fuck all you's up haha.