I've managed to sucker a few people into watching the anime "Big Order" a couple of times, and I captured the chatlogs. The show is a complete train-wreck, but surprisingly amusing to watch, especially with other people that are willing to poke fun at it. I re-read this log every so often and I still laugh at how stupid the plot of the show is, and the reactions of those who have never seen it before.

Beware: NSFW language.

  1. The Potential
fluxcore:I want at the very least a summation of your thoughts after each episode
Zoro:And live reactions on vc
fluxcore:nah typed please
fluxcore:for posterity
Kid_Nickarus:oh boy here we go
Kid_Nickarus:live reactions and reviews of each episode
Kid_Nickarus:lolol
fluxcore:as an inauguration to your reinstatement of zero requiem
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:you are required to watch
fluxcore:BIG ORDER
Zoro:Good luck nick o7
fluxcore:BIND uh what was it again
fluxcore:BIND DOMINATOR!!!
Kid_Nickarus:Already it's not bad so far
fluxcore:yep
Kid_Nickarus:Okay wtf was that
Zoro:Omg it started
Kid_Nickarus:Who screams "I want eternal life" on a bench in the middle of a park
fluxcore:you don't?!
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:Alright so far it's promising
fluxcore:it sure is
fluxcore:the first episode sets you up
Kid_Nickarus:TELL HER YOU WISH ALREADY WTF
fluxcore:ahahaha
fluxcore:I know exactly what you are talking about
Kid_Nickarus:Literally lasted 30 seconds
Zoro::Muugu:
fluxcore:masterful suspense
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:His wish sucked
fluxcore:say it
fluxcore:to the people
Kid_Nickarus:Lol fool doesn't even know what he wished for
fluxcore:correct!
fluxcore:he was very young
fluxcore:why would he remember the most important day of his life
Kid_Nickarus:Lolol
Kid_Nickarus:EVIL RANGER WTF IS THIS LOLOLOL
fluxcore:every kid's idol!
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:My school never got transfer students like this wtf
Kid_Nickarus:LOL SO AWKWARD
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:oh, the girl
Kid_Nickarus:I'm glad my school never got transfer students like this
fluxcore:she's pretty friendly
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:He has teleport sword powers
gray|???:wtf is this show
gray|???:is it good
fluxcore:we told you he is OP
Kid_Nickarus:Idk
Kid_Nickarus:First episode isn't terrible
fluxcore:let nick tell you at the end of this episode
fluxcore:whether you should watch it or not
gray|???:ok lol
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTF WHY SO MANY WATCHES
fluxcore:I'm trying to infect people with this show
fluxcore:he really wants to know the time A LOT
Kid_Nickarus::joy::joy:
gray|???:is it funny at least
fluxcore:oh it's certainly amusing.
Kid_Nickarus:No deliberate funny parts so far
Kid_Nickarus:Funny because it's dumb
Zoro:It is so terrible that nick is curious to watch it
fluxcore:soon nick will be wondering if it's a parody
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:It's so bad I'm watching it
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf does his sister love him
Kid_Nickarus:Like love love
fluxcore:they are very close.
Zoro:Oh no another girl with brother complex
Kid_Nickarus:WAIT WTF
Zoro:I don't like this
fluxcore:without spoilers, YOU KNOW I HINTED AT INCEST
Zoro:Its already terrible
Kid_Nickarus:Oh yeah for sure
Kid_Nickarus:Idk how this girl is alive
Kid_Nickarus:OH WTF
fluxcore:she is also OP
Kid_Nickarus:RIP
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
fluxcore:there are many OP chars
fluxcore:including watchman
Kid_Nickarus:This music doesn't fit at all
Zoro:Nerf this anime
fluxcore:THE MUSIC
OMG
Kid_Nickarus:It's literally jazz
fluxcore:THE JAZZ BATTLES
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:FUCK ME
fluxcore:it's like trying to go for a cowboy bebop
fluxcore:but failing SO HARD
Kid_Nickarus:YO HE KILLED THIS GUY WITH A VACCUM LLOLOLOL
Zoro:Holy shit I just watched a scene from it on YouTube
Kid_Nickarus:Which scene?
fluxcore:oh, you haven't actually seen it?
gray|???:are you all watching it at the same time
Zoro:I watched the first ep
fluxcore:ok
Kid_Nickarus:No just me rn
Kid_Nickarus:Flux will be joining shortly
Zoro:The scene I'm talking about
Zoro:Its the pregnant scene
fluxcore:AHAHHAAH
fluxcore:that is the BEST scene
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy more soldiers to kill with a vacuum
fluxcore:in the whole thing
Kid_Nickarus:WTF WAS YOUR WISH
fluxcore:it's like EP3 or something too Zoro
Kid_Nickarus:YOU BASED YOUR WISH OFF EVIL RANGER
Kid_Nickarus:LMAO
Kid_Nickarus:What an op wish
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
skrilltrax:Heyo
Kid_Nickarus:Aye skrill
skrilltrax:I slept 6 hours today
skrilltrax:Yay
Kid_Nickarus:Yo nice
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
fluxcore:are you seeing similarities to code geass yet
Kid_Nickarus:So he's Lelouch
Kid_Nickarus:But a lot more powerful
fluxcore:I guess so then!
fluxcore:he puts lelouch to shame yep
skrilltrax:WTF are you watching lol ?
Kid_Nickarus:Big order
skrilltrax:12 ep ?
Kid_Nickarus:10
skrilltrax:Ohh I'll finish it today lol
Kid_Nickarus:I think what happened is the writer
Kid_Nickarus:Loved code geass
Kid_Nickarus:Started ep 1 pretty well
Kid_Nickarus:Then got hit by a brick
fluxcore:you're done with ep 1?
Kid_Nickarus:Like directly in the head
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah I just finished
Kid_Nickarus:Okay
Kid_Nickarus:Weird af sounds
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf was that
Kid_Nickarus:Ew
fluxcore:you have now watched by far the best episode, although not the most hilarious by any means
Zoro:I can't believe its from the same author of mirai nikki
fluxcore:do you feel the show has pretty decent potential?
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah I mean we have motive solid.
Kid_Nickarus:Protagonist seems unbeatable
fluxcore:true
Kid_Nickarus:Oops lol
fluxcore:did he get nerfed yet?
fluxcore:I can't remember
Kid_Nickarus:No he's op af
Kid_Nickarus:I'm about to start ep 2
fluxcore:ok
Kid_Nickarus:So far some questionable things
fluxcore:and state of antag girl?
Kid_Nickarus:Well
gray|???:should I watch
Kid_Nickarus:She made some weird noises
Kid_Nickarus:At the end
fluxcore:AHAHAH
fluxcore:I forgot that
Kid_Nickarus:Lemme watch until episode 3 then I'll tell you gray
gray|???:ok
fluxcore:I think you should watch ep 1 anyway gray
fluxcore:THIS IS THE SHOW THAT MADE ME WATCH CODE GEASS
Kid_Nickarus:It sounded like someone mixing around mac and cheese
Zoro:Oh why is there a ova
Kid_Nickarus:Highlight of the episode was easily him killing a guy with the vacuum
fluxcore:oh god there's an ova? did it come out subsequently?
fluxcore:the story is pretty wrapped by the end of the season
Zoro:The ova came out before the series
fluxcore:ah
Kid_Nickarus:Alright quick break over time for ep 2
fluxcore:I really like the OP of the show
fluxcore:I was waiting for the show to live up to it
  1. Big Episode
Kid_Nickarus:The names of these episodes suck
fluxcore:?
Kid_Nickarus:Everything is big
Kid_Nickarus:BIG EXAMINATION
fluxcore:ah yup
Kid_Nickarus:This guy is so op
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Now he gets girls
Kid_Nickarus:With his power
Kid_Nickarus:Screw this guy
Drakor:Drakor is op
Kid_Nickarus:True
gray|???:lol
Kid_Nickarus:Okay wtf
Drakor:What show r u talking about?
fluxcore:BIG
Kid_Nickarus:This guy has Mao glasses
fluxcore:ORDER
Drakor:Is it bad?
Kid_Nickarus:Aye the op is nice
fluxcore:there's all kinds of styling going on nick
Kid_Nickarus:It's pretty bad
Kid_Nickarus:So far
Kid_Nickarus:I'm on episode 2
fluxcore:wow already you say that
fluxcore:I'm worried now
Zoro:@Drakor best show ever
Drakor:Really?
N3DSdude:Welp so late here
Drakor:Its only 10 eps :/
Kid_Nickarus:I don't understand why they chose gundam shinigamis that have nail guns
fluxcore:BIND
fluxcore:DOMINATOR
Kid_Nickarus:As the supernatural force
fluxcore:oh, there's lots more to come
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Drakor:Then again, blood lad was only 10eps and I loved every minute of it
Zoro:I'm sure you'll love this show drakor
Zoro:10/10
Kid_Nickarus:I've only liked about 5 seconds
Kid_Nickarus:Of this
fluxcore:5 seconds
fluxcore:generous
Kid_Nickarus:Best part was vacuum fatality
Drakor:Do u like it flux?
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:She can regenerate knifes
fluxcore:who's this, the antagonist girl?
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah
Kid_Nickarus:Flux doesn't like it
fluxcore:I gave it a 5
Kid_Nickarus:But he said it was so bad I was curious
fluxcore:but I LOVE talking about it
Drakor:Zoro likes it?
Drakor:Or is he messing with me?
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOLOLOL
gray|???:hey ping me when youre done so I dont miss it nick
Kid_Nickarus:SHE SHOT HERSELF LMAO
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Zoro:Totally, would recommend to everyone
_Rated it 10 and wrote a 5 page review
Kid_Nickarus:Lol
Drakor:lol ok, sarcasm
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTF
Drakor:@gray|??? do u like it?
Kid_Nickarus:He hasn't seen it
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:WTF IS HAPPENING
fluxcore:just count how many times nick says LOL and WTF
fluxcore:it's been about 50 so far
fluxcore:and only 2 eps in
Zoro:@Drakor you know what? You can just watch this scene and judge how bad it is https://youtu.be/eaL3PMDssS8
Drakor:Mhm
Kid_Nickarus:She kills herself every time she tries to kill him :joy::joy::joy:
fluxcore:awww that's cheating Zoro
Zoro:just saving a fellow comrade
Kid_Nickarus:OH SHE GRABBED A HANDFUL
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus::joy::joy::joy::joy:
fluxcore:she was dominated yo
Kid_Nickarus:This pacing makes me want to stab my eyeballs
Drakor::joy: this is funny
Drakor:Is it supposed to be a comedy?
fluxcore:but the jazz battles must keep you excited right?!
Kid_Nickarus:Jazz battles op
fluxcore:it is most certainly NOT a comedy
fluxcore:or intentionally funny
Drakor:Oh
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
skrilltrax:Wut lol
Drakor:So why is nicker watching it?
fluxcore:I've talked about it so much
skrilltrax:To give it a bad rating
fluxcore:he got too curious
Kid_Nickarus:I'm so curious as to why it's so bad
Kid_Nickarus:BIND DOMINATOR
Kid_Nickarus:SHINIGAMI WITH NAIL GUN
fluxcore:blam blam
gray|???:I havent seen it @Drakor
fluxcore:do my bidding
Kid_Nickarus:Ratings so far
Kid_Nickarus:10/10 jazz battles
Kid_Nickarus:0/10 pacing
Kid_Nickarus:11/10 vacuum kos
fluxcore:ep 2 finished?
Kid_Nickarus:About 10 min left of ep 2 flux
fluxcore:ok
fluxcore:I remember what's coming
Kid_Nickarus:What a flawed plan
Kid_Nickarus:What an idiot
Kid_Nickarus:"If I throw these grenades I'll for sure win"
Drakor:Nicker, why dont u just finish the ep then tell us about it?
Kid_Nickarus:Because it would be too big
fluxcore:I requested play-by-play
Drakor:All this commentary, is too big
fluxcore:because it's amusing as hell
Drakor:Ohhhhh
Drakor:Its so much work tho
Kid_Nickarus:What an amazing order for the plot THIS DUDE LEGIT HAS A CEASE FIRE ORDER LOL
fluxcore:for him?
fluxcore:hahaha ORDER
Drakor:He has to pause, make fun of it, play, pause, make fun of it .etc
fluxcore:nah
Kid_Nickarus:No I have my phone
Kid_Nickarus:I'm watching on laptop
Kid_Nickarus:Play by play with phone
Zoro:He's a multitask guy
Drakor:But u cant focus on 2 things at once
fluxcore:you're only missing slices of bullshit anyway
Kid_Nickarus:I can type without looking at my phone and read the subs
Drakor:At least not completely
Drakor:Really?
Drakor::O
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah I'm currently doing it lol
Drakor:But u have to look at ur phone to read messages, and subs go by fast
fluxcore:you don't get to zero requiem this fast without being good at typing yo
Kid_Nickarus:Lol^
Kid_Nickarus:That's true Drakor so I do miss a little bit of the awful dialogue and terrible pacing
Drakor:Mhm see
fluxcore:as I said, slices of bullshit
Kid_Nickarus:"I only want to live with Sena" means I only want to bang my sister
Kid_Nickarus:Episode 2 done
fluxcore:no wai
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:MUST SAVE NUNNALLY
Kid_Nickarus:That's my reaction
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
fluxcore:Welcome, nick. You are near the cliff.
Kid_Nickarus:And
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:I mean it's not awful
Kid_Nickarus:So far
fluxcore:correct
Kid_Nickarus:It's pretty bad with pacing and such
Kid_Nickarus:And that very plot point order
  1. Pregnancy ears
Kid_Nickarus:Ep 3 now
fluxcore:brace yourself
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Zoro:I'm waiting for your reaction of that scene
fluxcore:It may be ep 4
fluxcore:it's not too far off though
Kid_Nickarus:Oh man
Kid_Nickarus:I'm so ready
fluxcore:DISORDER
fluxcore:guitars
Drakor:Has anyone seen that akashic records anime?
fluxcore:k leaving now, be home in about 20 mins :p
Drakor:Cya
Kid_Nickarus:I'll be done with ep 3 by then! Lol
Kid_Nickarus:Ahhh some fan service
Kid_Nickarus:Expected but I thought it would be earlier
Zoro:I'm gonna finish rest of ngnl
Kid_Nickarus:speaking of fan service
Kid_Nickarus:Okay guys if you could have one wish and you could wish any thing
Kid_Nickarus:Would you wish for petrifaction powers
Zoro:lol why would I
Kid_Nickarus:Because someone in this freaking show did
Kid_Nickarus:Oh look there is even chess
Kid_Nickarus:This show wants to be CG so bad
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:That wasn't clever
Kid_Nickarus:Jazz battles can stop now plz
Kid_Nickarus:Oh look
Kid_Nickarus:Petrifaction powers
Kid_Nickarus:Wow it even has a knockoff knights of the round
Kid_Nickarus:LOL "Rock God"
Kid_Nickarus:What an amazing name
Kid_Nickarus:HAHAHAHAHA WTF LOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:THIS CANT BE SERIOUS CAN IT
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus::joy::joy::joy::joy:
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
fluxcore:DISCUSSSSS
Kid_Nickarus:LOL FLUX
Kid_Nickarus:SHE GOT PREGNANT INSTANTLY IM WEAK :joy::joy::joy:
fluxcore:AHAHAHA
fluxcore:ROCK GOD
fluxcore:is where I went FUCK THIS!!!!
fluxcore:PREGNANCY EARS
fluxcore:was where you go I'M BACK IN MOTHERFUCKA
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
Kid_Nickarus::joy::joy::joy:
fluxcore:that episode is unbelievable
fluxcore:absolutely unbelievable
fluxcore:so you're on ep 4 now yeah?
Kid_Nickarus:I can't believe what I'm watching rn
Kid_Nickarus:Just finished ep 3
Kid_Nickarus:I laughed for about 5 minutes straight with the pregnancy ears so I had to stop
fluxcore:just wait and I'll join you for ep 4 in a couple of mins
Kid_Nickarus:Aight I'm waiting
fluxcore:and yeah preggo ears is just the height of lol
Kid_Nickarus:Should we move this to a different channel?
Kid_Nickarus:We should go to #soup-store because this show is a meme
fluxcore:we can go to soup store I guess
fluxcore:or discussions
fluxcore:which site are you watching it on
fluxcore:BIG ORDER
fluxcore:WILL CONTINUE
fluxcore:IN THE SOUP STORE
  1. Incredibly specific powers
fluxcore:ep 4 begin
Kid_Nickarus:Wait wait
Kid_Nickarus:Gotta get a drink lol
fluxcore:ok
fluxcore:also, you skipping OP/ED?
Kid_Nickarus:I skip ed
Kid_Nickarus:I watch the op
Kid_Nickarus:I can skip tho
fluxcore:whichever
fluxcore:just harder to stay in sync
fluxcore:k ready?
fluxcore:this one is gonna be a good one
fluxcore:I can sense it
fluxcore:bombs will be dropped
Kid_Nickarus:Lol okay I'm about ready
Kid_Nickarus:Alright
fluxcore:sweet
fluxcore:letsgo
Kid_Nickarus:Goooo
fluxcore:rock goooood
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:jazz battlessss
Kid_Nickarus:Pregnant
Kid_Nickarus:About to give birth wtf
fluxcore:super preggers
fluxcore:btw he is totally nerfed at this point
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah he got a hard nerf in ep 3
fluxcore:ah ok
fluxcore:I SAID BOMBS YO
fluxcore:NUKES
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTF
fluxcore:JAZZ TIME
Kid_Nickarus:Bewbs
fluxcore:yeah she's ridiculous
Kid_Nickarus:Big grudge :joy::joy::joy:
fluxcore:I was kinda happy with the lack of fanservice and then she popped up
fluxcore:literally
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah I was like "ahhh not ba....BEWBS"
fluxcore:still love this OP though
Kid_Nickarus:It's a nice op
fluxcore:I pretty much looked forward to the OP each week and that was what kept me going. Along with all the shitposting comments
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:I love how his order
Kid_Nickarus:Just got nerfed to heck
fluxcore:yup
Kid_Nickarus:Because Rock god was too big
fluxcore:it's a zony
Kid_Nickarus:Zony :joy::joy:
fluxcore:fuck this scene
fluxcore:omg
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:I'M NOT SMART
fluxcore:at least he knows
fluxcore:FUCK
Kid_Nickarus:LOL that's true
fluxcore:ASS
Kid_Nickarus:BOOTY
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:I just kind of hate you :joy:
fluxcore:haha ayep
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is rock god's weapon
fluxcore:it's rock god!
Kid_Nickarus:It looks like a hammer I would use in wack a mole
fluxcore:and the hammer
fluxcore:tbh rin is my favourite char
Kid_Nickarus:She isn't bad
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf who wishes for rock god powers
fluxcore:I don't really know if you just get what you wish for exactly
Kid_Nickarus:Hmmm :thinking:
Kid_Nickarus:I would mention rocks
Kid_Nickarus:Wouldn't
fluxcore:this whole episode christ
Kid_Nickarus:BEWBS
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:just gonna punch a hospital
Kid_Nickarus:Manipulate air pressure
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:his fucking power has no restrictions
fluxcore:it's ridiculous
fluxcore:biggest asspull power ever
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:His power is either op af
Kid_Nickarus:Or he's struggling to stop rocks from falling on him
fluxcore:AHAHAHAHA
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Kid_Nickarus:What is this
fluxcore:who could come up with this bullshit, right?
Kid_Nickarus:I swear the creator got hit in the head with a brick
fluxcore:HOSPITAL PUNCH\
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:So op
fluxcore:BIIND DOOOMMINNAATOOOOOOR
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:ORDER: JAZZERCISE!
Kid_Nickarus:HE COULDNT STOP ROCKS FROM FALLING NOW HE IS CONTROLLING ROCK GOD LOLOL
fluxcore:NUNNALLYY!!!
Kid_Nickarus:"I'm going to create a world my little sister can live in" :thinking:
Whale God:nunnally was fine before
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTF
Kid_Nickarus:CONTROL GRAVITY
fluxcore:YUP
fluxcore:YUP
Kid_Nickarus:ARE YOU SERIOUS
fluxcore:WARHEAD PUNCH
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:More broken orders
fluxcore:ASSPULL #9989988
Kid_Nickarus::joy::joy:
fluxcore:"were you just pretending to be killed?!"
fluxcore:this show is like jojo x code geass
fluxcore:but by the most useless writer you can imagine
Kid_Nickarus:Imagine
Whale God:same writer as miral nikki
fluxcore:probably an 8 year old
Kid_Nickarus:Probably
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf now he's struggling
fluxcore:a fucking cemetary worker
Kid_Nickarus:HE JUST CONTROLLED GRAVITY
fluxcore:who bound the tombstones into a rock god avatar
Kid_Nickarus:SO INCONSISTENT
Whale God:writing miral nikki in 1 year old would be an miracle tho
fluxcore:benkei is actually pretty good, except for being a completely normal dude
fluxcore:HEY YOO!
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:btw what happened to preggo girl
fluxcore::thinking:
Kid_Nickarus:Idk he set her down
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Control gravity
Kid_Nickarus:Why
fluxcore:HAHAHAHA
fluxcore:time for a code-geass level allegiance switch
Kid_Nickarus::OrangeKun:
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:you can do it rock god!
Kid_Nickarus:Skinny rock god
Kid_Nickarus:Slim fast rock god
fluxcore:control gravityyy
Kid_Nickarus:OH DANG
fluxcore:ASSPULL
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:REGENERATE UNIVERSE WOULD PROBABLY WORK
fluxcore:ASSPULLL
fluxcore:ASSSPUULLLLLLLL
Kid_Nickarus:WTFFFFF
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
fluxcore:no ED
Whale God:control gravity is overpowered
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Are you kidding me
Kid_Nickarus:Is that really her order
Kid_Nickarus:Neutralize nukes
fluxcore:fucking power is to neutralise nukes
Kid_Nickarus:Seriously
Kid_Nickarus:Alright I'm ready for ep 5
fluxcore:ahahaha
  1. It went away.
fluxcore:letsgo
Kid_Nickarus:Gooooo
Kid_Nickarus:This girl wants to be CC so badly
fluxcore:yep!
Kid_Nickarus:BIG betrayal
fluxcore:I LOVE FLOWERS
Kid_Nickarus:Not normal size
Kid_Nickarus:Big
Kid_Nickarus:Huge
fluxcore:enormous betrayal
fluxcore:FREIZA DEFEATED
Kid_Nickarus:Oversized
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:I think some betrayall might happen in this episode
Kid_Nickarus:I'm not sure
fluxcore:not that there has been no betrayal yet at all
Kid_Nickarus:It's speculation for sure
fluxcore:considering there was JUST the reveal of a double agent
fluxcore:after only just finding out he was an enemy
fluxcore:but zipperdimension dude is pretty cool too tbh
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah he isn't bad
fluxcore:so uh preggers girl
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:MY HUSBANDO
Kid_Nickarus:BEEEEWBS
fluxcore:oh are you getting the shafts of light?
fluxcore:or uncensored?
fluxcore:mine is censored to nam
Kid_Nickarus:Light is yours uncensored
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
fluxcore:I think there are versions that don't have the light
Kid_Nickarus:LOL so this is all fan service then
Kid_Nickarus:BEWBS girl touching all the BEWBS
fluxcore:PARALLEL WORLD DOOR KNOCK
fluxcore:that's my power
fluxcore:THE BABY
fluxcore:WENT
fluxcore:AWAY
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:That's lowkey sad
fluxcore:plot point resolved
fluxcore:pregnancy over
Kid_Nickarus:Lololol
fluxcore:the fucking king
fluxcore:my god I'm just remembering
fluxcore:ahahaha sena
Kid_Nickarus:Omg
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:get ready to hear the word SENA screamed over and over from here on out
Kid_Nickarus:Plz stop
Kid_Nickarus:Ew
Kid_Nickarus:No
fluxcore:NOT BLOOD RELATED
Kid_Nickarus:NO
Kid_Nickarus:STOP
Kid_Nickarus:NO
Kid_Nickarus:NO
fluxcore:NOT BLOOD RELATED
Kid_Nickarus:OH GOD
Kid_Nickarus:I DONT CARE
Kid_Nickarus:EW
fluxcore:there's no proof anything happened
fluxcore:it's fine
fluxcore:it was a dream or something
Kid_Nickarus:Let's me clear
Kid_Nickarus:My mans
Kid_Nickarus:Went in
fluxcore:do you need to pause?
Kid_Nickarus:On his like 2 year old sister
Kid_Nickarus:Nah I'm good!
fluxcore:It certainly appears they were in a compromising position and then there were clothes all over the place.
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf my subs are blue now
Kid_Nickarus:Ew
fluxcore:but nothing happened
fluxcore:we tell ourselves
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:ooh is this
fluxcore:dimension sword
fluxcore:my favourite thing about the entire show
fluxcore:no, I think that comes later
fluxcore:damn
Kid_Nickarus:Oh yeah I remember you talking about this
fluxcore:look at these two fucking dating
Kid_Nickarus:Aye your husbando is cheating on you with his sister
Kid_Nickarus:LIL
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:I CANT SPELL
fluxcore::smile:
Kid_Nickarus:GEASS
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:ANO HITO
fluxcore:OH THAT'S RIGHT
fluxcore:I HATE THIS GUY
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Oh great
fluxcore:but we were on a daaaaatttteeeee
Kid_Nickarus:Bro his power is inconsistent AF
fluxcore:and this is where the show really starts to fall apart
Kid_Nickarus:GEASS
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
fluxcore:yeah you thought MC was lelouch?
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:there's another lelouch
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf his arm
fluxcore:wait apparently someone has to hear shit
Kid_Nickarus:Where did these guys come from
fluxcore:but why?
fluxcore:probably dumped out of a dimensional zipper
fluxcore:it doesn't matter
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:they show up asspull
Kid_Nickarus:BATTLE ON
fluxcore:DESTROY AND PULVERIZE EVERYTHING
fluxcore:if that wasn't specific enough
Kid_Nickarus:Lolol
Kid_Nickarus:WTF THATS GEASS
Kid_Nickarus:DUDE WISHED FOR GEASS
Kid_Nickarus:oh
fluxcore:all die
Kid_Nickarus:LOLLOLOL
fluxcore:he's always surprised by how much eveyrone hates him
fluxcore:and then by how everyone else is being manipulated
fluxcore:even though his exact power is to manipulate everything
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Writer got hit in the head
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:ASSPULL
Kid_Nickarus:Are you serious
fluxcore:YES
Kid_Nickarus:Fact and fiction
Kid_Nickarus:Really
fluxcore:FUCKIN
Kid_Nickarus:Seriously
Whale God:any priest in that animu
fluxcore:ALL THAT SHIT
fluxcore:WASN'T TRUE
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
Whale God:not surpised
fluxcore:OMG NOT STINK EYE
fluxcore:HE'S YOUR FUCKING DAD
Kid_Nickarus:That sucked
Kid_Nickarus:These are getting worse
fluxcore:FUCK THIS SHOW
fluxcore:I told you
Kid_Nickarus:NOTHING MAKES SENSE
Kid_Nickarus:AT ALL
fluxcore:I told you this is where it all falls apart
fluxcore:that exact moment
Kid_Nickarus:Oh my
Kid_Nickarus:Are you ready for ep 6
fluxcore:it just turns to gibberish for no reason
fluxcore:hang on
Kid_Nickarus:Lemme know when
fluxcore:yeah this ed is not great

Episod 5: The Recap

Kid_Nickarus:Wtf happened
Kid_Nickarus:In that episode
Kid_Nickarus:Fact and fiction :joy::joy::joy::joy:
Kid_Nickarus:Like wtf
fluxcore:yeah try to recap what happened
fluxcore:start: fan fiction bathing scene
Kid_Nickarus:BEWBS everywhere
fluxcore:baby GONE
fluxcore:for no reason
Kid_Nickarus:Then some bad dialogue
fluxcore:plot teleport to completely different scene
fluxcore:met up with sister
fluxcore:she's dying
Kid_Nickarus:Made love with sister
fluxcore:but not in the way we are told
Kid_Nickarus:In shower
fluxcore:possibly bang sister
Kid_Nickarus:Most likely
fluxcore:go on date with dominated waifu
fluxcore:get wrecked
Kid_Nickarus:She gets manipulated by manipulated manipulator guy
fluxcore:get saved by guy with literal story rewriting powers
fluxcore:hahaha true!
fluxcore:then IT WAS YOUR DAD
fluxcore:fuck sake
Kid_Nickarus:FACT OR %#^$ FICTION
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:imagine watching this shit as a weekly
Kid_Nickarus:It would be so bad
Kid_Nickarus:Every week
fluxcore:so bad
Kid_Nickarus:You would realize what started off promising was getting so much more worse
fluxcore:ok letsgo
Kid_Nickarus:Gooooo
  1. Your Dad
Kid_Nickarus:YOUR FREKAING DAD
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:daisy is just so dumb
fluxcore:look at this anime shit
Kid_Nickarus:BIG CONNECT
Kid_Nickarus:SO FREAKINF HUGE
Kid_Nickarus:IT SO BIG
Whale God:breakdown breakdown
Kid_Nickarus:THE CONNECT
Kid_Nickarus:IS LARGE
Kid_Nickarus:You watching with us??
fluxcore:WE CAN'T CONNECT ANY HARDER
fluxcore:unless it's with my sister
fluxcore:of course
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
fluxcore:but wait!
fluxcore:you haven't seen anything yet!
Kid_Nickarus:THEN THE CONNECTING IS AT MAXIMUM
fluxcore:OMG you truly have not
Kid_Nickarus:It gets worse
fluxcore:can you even imagine!?
Kid_Nickarus:Are you serious
Kid_Nickarus:How
fluxcore:what you are in store for?!?!
fluxcore:HOW!?
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:Crap I want some noodles
fluxcore:touch her fucking ears again
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:Did they ever say what happened to the kid
fluxcore:NOPE
Kid_Nickarus:RIP LOL
fluxcore:well... it's KIND of explained
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:I thought she lost her powers
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:who knows!
fluxcore:maybe only while pregnant!
fluxcore:here you go
Kid_Nickarus:HAHAHA
fluxcore:EXPLANATION
fluxcore:that's what happened
Kid_Nickarus:I could have made up a better explanation
Kid_Nickarus:LIKILOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:JOKES ON YOU
fluxcore:she actually wants it
fluxcore:SUPER HARD
Kid_Nickarus::joy:
fluxcore:so all that baby shit was FORESHADOWING
fluxcore:SOMEHOW
fluxcore:BECOMING REALITY
fluxcore:but not really
Kid_Nickarus:Ugh my head
fluxcore:GOTTA GO AGAINST MY DIVINATION POWERS
Kid_Nickarus:The word "order" will never be the same
Kid_Nickarus:For me
fluxcore:fuck this shooooowwwwww
Kid_Nickarus:LETS NOT GO WITH NT DIVINE INTERVENTION
fluxcore:pretty damn sure dimension sword dude shows up in this episode
Kid_Nickarus:F IT LETS GO RIGHT
Kid_Nickarus:Only redeeming part of this show
Kid_Nickarus:MOUTH TO MOUTH OH BOY
fluxcore:so thirsty
Kid_Nickarus:If you were his sister he would be all over it
fluxcore:all he does is go on and on about rin
Kid_Nickarus:JELLY AF
fluxcore:and yet he's actually all about his sistere
fluxcore:GET NEKKID
fluxcore:fuck this shoooowwwwwwwww
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTFFFFFF
fluxcore:sorry I'm a little ahead I think, will pause for a little
Kid_Nickarus:I'm at laughing people
Kid_Nickarus:Just passed it
fluxcore:yep me too now
Kid_Nickarus:Sweet
fluxcore:so this person is super important
fluxcore:SUPER important
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:STOP
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOLOL
fluxcore:she's also a massive match maker
fluxcore:BIG
fluxcore:CONTACT
Kid_Nickarus:DOMINATE YOUR HONEY POT WTF
Kid_Nickarus:WTF THIS GIRL
fluxcore:only one that can help him
Kid_Nickarus:Oh yes some smooth jazz
Kid_Nickarus:Great choice
fluxcore:so play a fucking game with me to change my mind
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Clothes powers
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:SUPER
fluxcore:HUMAN
fluxcore:GOD OF HEALING
Kid_Nickarus:Literally no limit to healing
Kid_Nickarus:Can heal anything
Kid_Nickarus:And give babies
Kid_Nickarus:Omg she is so thirsty
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is he doing
fluxcore:AHAHAHAHA
fluxcore:FUCK YOU BITCH I WANT MANGA
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
fluxcore:WHY does she like this idiot
Kid_Nickarus:Idk
Kid_Nickarus:He's an idiot
fluxcore:let's on the fly come up with a really complicated way of defeating this lady
fluxcore:BIG CONTACT
Kid_Nickarus:MASSIVE FREAKING CONTACT
fluxcore:LET'S DO THIS WE CAN WIN
fluxcore:is that the sword of akasha?
fluxcore:thought elevator?
Kid_Nickarus:NANI
fluxcore:SHORYUUUUKEN
Kid_Nickarus:THAT WAS SO ANTI CLIMATIC
fluxcore:they put in the special code
fluxcore:andwon the game
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
Kid_Nickarus:Now we have a water bender
Kid_Nickarus:Oh you can't dominate that
fluxcore:ENERGY DRINK
Kid_Nickarus:But you can CONTROL GRAVITY
fluxcore:not right now
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:for some reason
Kid_Nickarus:That makes no sense
Kid_Nickarus:He's controlling air
Kid_Nickarus:In the water
fluxcore:air counts tho yeah
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:He's controlling air
fluxcore:by the power of contact
Kid_Nickarus:In the water
fluxcore:that's what he's doing
Kid_Nickarus:Omg this girl
Kid_Nickarus:Wants the big contact
fluxcore:KIMOCHI
fluxcore:honeypot unlocked
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:FUUUUSION
Kid_Nickarus:HAAAAAAA
fluxcore:JAZZ
Kid_Nickarus:WHAT THE FREAK LOLOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:WHAT AIR PRESSURE MY GUY
fluxcore:YES
fluxcore:TIME TO WIN
fluxcore:meanwhile he's jsut SWIMMING THROUGH THE WATER WITH A HARPOON GUN
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
fluxcore:that's ALL
fluxcore:FISH GUN
fluxcore:WHAT
Kid_Nickarus:FISH POWERS
fluxcore:ok all safe now
fluxcore:phew
Kid_Nickarus:ORDER AQUAMAN
fluxcore:INTEL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:DUDE ON THE LEFT
Kid_Nickarus:SWORD GUY??
Kid_Nickarus:YOOOOOOO
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:yup
Kid_Nickarus:Oh man I need to go to the bathroom
fluxcore:peace
fluxcore:out
fluxcore:fuckas
Kid_Nickarus:That was too much
fluxcore:yeah quick loo break
Kid_Nickarus:Alright I'm read whenever

Intermission: Current mindspace

fluxcore:so nick
Kid_Nickarus:Lololol
Kid_Nickarus:Yo
fluxcore:what are you thinking of this show right now, overall
fluxcore:would you in fact tell someone to watch it
Kid_Nickarus:It's freaking hilariously bad
Kid_Nickarus:I almost would
fluxcore:legit bad?
Kid_Nickarus:It's awful
fluxcore:and the potential showed at the start of the show?
fluxcore:(like ep 1 and 2)
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah it had potential
Kid_Nickarus:Then
Kid_Nickarus:Idk what happened
fluxcore:exactly
fluxcore:what happened
fluxcore:it's madness
fluxcore:and we have 3 eps to go
Kid_Nickarus:All started going downhill with rock god and pregnant ears
fluxcore:and believe me, it doesn't get any more sane
fluxcore:ROCK GOD
fluxcore:PREGNANCY EARS
Kid_Nickarus:If I can watch 10 episodes of this I can watch anything
fluxcore:EPISODE THREE
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Zoro::eyes:
fluxcore:ok
fluxcore:lets go
Kid_Nickarus:Gooooo
  1. The Cactus
fluxcore:what will be BIG this time
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is he doing
Kid_Nickarus:Why would he do that
fluxcore:FACT TO FICTION THAT SHIT PLS
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
Kid_Nickarus:"I DIDNT TIGHTLY GRASP THAT CACTUS"
fluxcore:nah 2 late son
fluxcore:well done
Kid_Nickarus:Rip
fluxcore:oh yeah the one way to save his sister is now dead
Kid_Nickarus:Got cut in half
fluxcore:from beyond a dimension
Kid_Nickarus:Because if a huge sword
Kid_Nickarus:Of
fluxcore:healer could not heal herself
Kid_Nickarus:Rip
fluxcore:ultimate god healer
fluxcore:it is BELIEF that is big!
Kid_Nickarus:BIG BELIEF
Kid_Nickarus:HUGE
fluxcore:ORDER!
fluxcore:BELIEF THIS!
Kid_Nickarus:For real
Kid_Nickarus:Who made this
fluxcore:can you see why I can't stop talking about this show though
Kid_Nickarus:Yes
fluxcore:it's absolutely incredible
Kid_Nickarus:It's historically bad
fluxcore:ok cactus backstory
Kid_Nickarus:Oh great
fluxcore:we all love flowers dude
fluxcore:eyebrows on that man
Kid_Nickarus:He needs a good waxing
fluxcore:HE SHOULD JUST DIE
Kid_Nickarus:SHIN IS THAT YOU
fluxcore:ORDER: DIE!
fluxcore:VOLITION
fluxcore:ENERGY
fluxcore:WHAT THE FUCK
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:COILU
fluxcore:so steamy
fluxcore:saxophone
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:This doesn't explain
Kid_Nickarus:Why you tightly grasp the cactus
fluxcore:STRADDLING HIS LEG IN THE CHAIR
fluxcore:CHARLES
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:DESIRE
fluxcore:ACCESSIBLE
fluxcore:INFORMATION
fluxcore:SYSTEM
fluxcore:DAISY
Kid_Nickarus:WTF LOLOL
fluxcore:GATE SEALED
fluxcore:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Kid_Nickarus:IDK
fluxcore:WHATIS THIS PLOT DUMP
Zoro:I don't even know what is happening here
Kid_Nickarus:THATS BULLLL
fluxcore:that was the most ridiculous plot dump ever
Kid_Nickarus:That was so stupid
Kid_Nickarus:It made no sense
fluxcore:DON'T BIG BETRAY ME
Kid_Nickarus:BOOTY
Kid_Nickarus:LMAO
Kid_Nickarus:IS THAT A PS VITA
fluxcore:yes!
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
fluxcore:just call her
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:You can call
Kid_Nickarus:With daisy
fluxcore:yup
fluxcore:she's an intercom
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:OGRE DRIVE
fluxcore:whatever that is
Kid_Nickarus:These orders are getting worse
Kid_Nickarus:Ogre drive
Kid_Nickarus:Seriously
fluxcore:kisama
Kid_Nickarus:So stupid
Kid_Nickarus:Sleeping sheep
fluxcore:HAHAHA
Kid_Nickarus:LOL WTF
Kid_Nickarus:EW
Kid_Nickarus:HAHAHAHA
Kid_Nickarus:WHO WISHES FOR THAT
fluxcore:HER GLASSES
Kid_Nickarus:OKAY
Kid_Nickarus:ORGE DRIVE TOO STRONK
fluxcore:OGRE DRVIER
fluxcore:she's holding the vita
fluxcore:what is even happening
Kid_Nickarus:Idk
fluxcore:how many different factions
fluxcore:who is on whose side
Kid_Nickarus:Who is outwitting who
fluxcore:meanwhile SENA
Kid_Nickarus:Why is he holding a plant
fluxcore:AND DAD
Kid_Nickarus:Like
Kid_Nickarus:Set it down
fluxcore:he likes flowers remember
Kid_Nickarus:That's not even a plant
fluxcore:this dad isn't my dad!
Kid_Nickarus:Flower*
Kid_Nickarus:MY DAD WASNT LIKE THIS EVEN THOUGH I NEVER KNEW HIM
fluxcore:glasses dude is watch dude right?
Kid_Nickarus:Uhhh yeah
fluxcore:ahaha yup
fluxcore:can see them all there
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah watch guy
Kid_Nickarus:With like 50 watches
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:Shower scene
fluxcore:now just watch
fluxcore:sena's character arc from here
Kid_Nickarus:Great
fluxcore:2 and a half episodes from the end
Kid_Nickarus:Wait
Kid_Nickarus:Where is the light coming from
fluxcore:censorland
Kid_Nickarus:Lolol
fluxcore:DIMENSION CENSOOORRRR
Kid_Nickarus:OOOORDER
fluxcore:so it's been like zero requiem from the START OF THE SERIES
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:NUNALLYYYY
Kid_Nickarus:You want your sister so badly
Kid_Nickarus:Even though
Kid_Nickarus:You would sacrifice the world
Kid_Nickarus:What
fluxcore:SICK BURN
fluxcore:NEVER ALLIES
fluxcore:TAKE THAT
Kid_Nickarus:HEY GUYS
Kid_Nickarus:I DONT CONTROL YOU ANYMORE
Kid_Nickarus:TAKE THAT
fluxcore:ZIP
fluxcore:ARE YOU A LOLICON?!
Kid_Nickarus:Oh goodness
fluxcore:gets really angry
Kid_Nickarus:I hate him
Kid_Nickarus:So much
Kid_Nickarus:Shut
Kid_Nickarus:Up
Kid_Nickarus:About
Kid_Nickarus:Banging
Kid_Nickarus:Your
Kid_Nickarus:Sister
fluxcore:"I was a weakling little child girl before"
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:What was that for
Kid_Nickarus:That was pointless
fluxcore:just TRY to explain any of this
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:ANY of it
Kid_Nickarus:When we're knights a thing?? Are you euphie??
fluxcore:what the holy hell is anyone doing any more
fluxcore:ogre drive?
Kid_Nickarus:I'm actually 100% lost
Kid_Nickarus:When did she become a super villain
fluxcore:light gunner girl?
fluxcore:when did she become a super villain!
Kid_Nickarus:You ready for next ep
fluxcore:She had a shower with rin and then WHAT
Kid_Nickarus:Uhhh
Kid_Nickarus:Wait
Kid_Nickarus:Idk
Kid_Nickarus:She became super villain
fluxcore:yep ready
Kid_Nickarus:Goooo
  1. Time for some tea and biscuits
fluxcore:somehow villain
fluxcore:so
fluxcore:I'm gonna let you know
fluxcore:the last episode is absolute garbage
fluxcore:I can't remember this one
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:but I think it's incredible bollocks as well
fluxcore:I believe at least there is a dimension sword in this one though
Kid_Nickarus:What happened to the plot
fluxcore:possibly two
Kid_Nickarus:OH CRAP
Kid_Nickarus:BIG BATTLE
fluxcore:it's like they need to fit 3 tankobons worth of plot into 2 episodes or something
fluxcore:and they just randomly choose what to throw in
fluxcore:like, why was this not even a 12 ep season
Kid_Nickarus:Hopefully someone told them to stop this madness
fluxcore:ratings must have been taking as steep a dive as the show
fluxcore:PULL OUT NOW
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:ok
fluxcore:now try to follow along with ANYTHING
Kid_Nickarus:I'm gonna focus hard and try to
fluxcore:I've seen this and know how it goes and I still have no idea
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:gotta get a reverse pentagram in there somehow
fluxcore:VECON
fluxcore:this anime is SO shit I can't even google to find what vecon means
Kid_Nickarus:HAHA :joy:
Kid_Nickarus:It's so bad
Kid_Nickarus:I'm trying to focus on the plot
Kid_Nickarus:But I can't
Kid_Nickarus:It doesn't make any sense
fluxcore:these eye things are so off putting
Kid_Nickarus:I actually hate it
fluxcore:IS YOUR HEAD BROKEN
fluxcore:IS THIS ANIME WRITER'S HEAD BROKEN
fluxcore:I THINK SO
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOL
fluxcore:time to enjoy food
fluxcore:a lot
Kid_Nickarus:How
Kid_Nickarus:If this
Kid_Nickarus:Is
fluxcore:this is the scene you expect at this point in the plot right?
Kid_Nickarus:This
Kid_Nickarus:Important
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:How
Kid_Nickarus:Is this
Kid_Nickarus:Important
Kid_Nickarus:OH YEAH THEY GET ALONG
fluxcore:DESSERT
fluxcore:INTERROGATION DESSERT
fluxcore:oh yeah
Kid_Nickarus:HOW WAS THA SCENE IMPORTANT AT ALL
fluxcore:I remember this bit
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:there is one cool thing in here
Kid_Nickarus:WHO IS CREATING FHE HAPPY WORLD
fluxcore:time for a broadcast appearance
Kid_Nickarus:Oh look he has double geass
fluxcore:SILENT WORDS
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf was that
fluxcore:TROPEYTROPETROPE
Kid_Nickarus:WTF DAD
fluxcore:R U my dad?!!
fluxcore:ok truth time
jokersus:are you my dad ?
fluxcore:spill the beans dad
Kid_Nickarus:HAKAI
fluxcore:THE BIG SWITCHEROONIE
fluxcore:BIG SWITCHEROONIE! ahaha
fluxcore:that should be the name of the eopisode
Kid_Nickarus:LOLOLOL
fluxcore:rock god
Kid_Nickarus:BEWWWBS
fluxcore:she's his wife now
fluxcore:or something
Kid_Nickarus:Something like that right?
fluxcore:WAIT
fluxcore:WHAT'S HIS POWER
fluxcore:FUCK
fluxcore:everyone can control eveyrthing?
Kid_Nickarus:Yes what are you saying
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:OMG DAD
fluxcore:HOW COULD YOU
fluxcore:the reverse pentagram is almost complete
fluxcore:let's go to the castle
Kid_Nickarus:OGRE DRIIIVER
fluxcore:fun shall be had
Kid_Nickarus:SWORD
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is happening
fluxcore:he's... trying to get to sena?
Kid_Nickarus:I think?
fluxcore:wait for it
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Now see
Kid_Nickarus:YOU WISH FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
fluxcore:casually missing arm and leg
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah no worries
fluxcore:time for discussion with dad
Kid_Nickarus:He's shaking it off np
fluxcore:WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING
Kid_Nickarus:He can't run away
Kid_Nickarus:He has one leg
fluxcore:time to give up
Kid_Nickarus:Just give up plz
fluxcore:I don't need a reason
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:HE'S DOMINATING HIS SEVERED LIMBS
fluxcore:EVERYTHING TO MY WILL
Kid_Nickarus:GET DOMINATED SEVERED APPENDAGES
Kid_Nickarus:NANI
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:This makes no sense
Kid_Nickarus:At all
fluxcore:IT SURE DOESN'T
Kid_Nickarus:Why is he a super saiyan
fluxcore:his sword cuts through everything so being close to him is safe
fluxcore:WHY
fluxcore:he's super saiyan WHY
Kid_Nickarus:THAT MAKES 0 SENSE
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
fluxcore:oh everythin gis ok again
fluxcore:time for super thirst
Kid_Nickarus:Oh no
Kid_Nickarus:This isn't gonna be good
Kid_Nickarus:At all
Kid_Nickarus:Incoming censor lights
Kid_Nickarus:I can feel it
fluxcore:whatever gives you that idea
fluxcore:is it because the thirstiest girl in the show has him handcuffed to a bed?
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:Yes
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:STOP
Kid_Nickarus:THERE ISNT TIME FOR THIS
fluxcore:end episode
Kid_Nickarus:HE HAS TO SAVE HIS SISTER SO HE CAN DO THAT WITH HER
fluxcore:can you believe we are here
Kid_Nickarus:Oh man
fluxcore:here in this plot
fluxcore:these things that have happened
fluxcore:these characters
Kid_Nickarus:What is happening
fluxcore:it's ok, only 2 eps to go. How bad could it be
Kid_Nickarus:Probably awful
Kid_Nickarus:Are you ready
fluxcore:surely all the plot will unravel and eveyrthing will work out great
Kid_Nickarus:Oh yes it has to!
fluxcore:yup let's go
Kid_Nickarus:To match the super high ratings!
fluxcore:there won't be a lack of funds to complete it satisfactorily or anything
fluxcore:if that were even vaguely possible to do
Kid_Nickarus:Nah nah
  1. Gravitational Teleportation
Kid_Nickarus:Wait
Kid_Nickarus:What security camera
Kid_Nickarus:Has that angle
fluxcore:man I'd love to dimension sword this shit in half over and over again
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:OH GOD
Kid_Nickarus:STOP
Kid_Nickarus:PLEASE
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:AHHHHH
fluxcore:hospital grade lights
Kid_Nickarus:Please tell me that didn't say big elevation
Kid_Nickarus:Please tell me I misread that
Kid_Nickarus:Did it say big elevation
Kid_Nickarus:Surely not
fluxcore:big revelation
fluxcore:"Order! Uncover the Truth!"
"Oda! Abake, Shinjitsu! Big revelation" (
Kid_Nickarus:Oh okay good
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:at this point it becomes difficult to believe we can continue tbh
fluxcore:but it's only 2 eps
Kid_Nickarus:Wait
Kid_Nickarus:I thought she died
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:uhm
fluxcore:well
fluxcore:uh
Kid_Nickarus:So they aren't gonna explain it or anything?
Kid_Nickarus:She's just alive
fluxcore:she certainly seems bvery simmilar to the lady that got dimension sworded in half
Kid_Nickarus:Alright sounds good I guess
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:She shares quite the resemblance
fluxcore:the gate
Kid_Nickarus:NO
Kid_Nickarus:NO
Kid_Nickarus:POOR KID
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:SENA
Kid_Nickarus:This makes no sense
Kid_Nickarus:At all
Kid_Nickarus:That doesn't make any sense
fluxcore:about to be raped. Time to talk about my sister
Kid_Nickarus:YOU CANT RAPE ME
Kid_Nickarus:BECAUSE I SHOWED MY SISTER A MANGA ONE TIME
Kid_Nickarus:"Oh okay you right"
Kid_Nickarus:What
fluxcore:...
Kid_Nickarus:Why
fluxcore:what on earth is the thing on his head huh
Kid_Nickarus:FOLLOW MEH
Kid_Nickarus:I have no idea
Kid_Nickarus:Where tf that came from
fluxcore:swirling
fluxcore:super
fluxcore:reality
Kid_Nickarus:How convenient
Kid_Nickarus:The ultimate counter
Kid_Nickarus:That you just happened to wish for
fluxcore:he's mine, back off
fluxcore:love my bro
fluxcore:this gate
fluxcore:is bullshit
Kid_Nickarus:It's so stupid
Kid_Nickarus:Wanna know something bad
Kid_Nickarus:This show makes just as much sense when you don't pay attention as when you do
fluxcore:can't even remember why I researched this, he says
fluxcore:it's absolute nonsense
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:WHAT
Kid_Nickarus:ILLEGAL DIGGER
fluxcore:yes
fluxcore:you have no idea
fluxcore:nice try rin
Kid_Nickarus:She got blown back lol
Kid_Nickarus:Nice booty shot
Kid_Nickarus:Integral part of the plot
Kid_Nickarus:Wait wtf
fluxcore:in pants for once
Kid_Nickarus:Why are they falling out of the sky
Kid_Nickarus:Where tf did they come from
fluxcore:he controllerd gravity
fluxcore:and flung himself
fluxcore:no shit
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:meet sena's new clothing
Kid_Nickarus:Of course they put revealing clothes on a 13 year old
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:yup
Kid_Nickarus:Let's over complicate everything
fluxcore:this is literally charles' plan
Kid_Nickarus:It's like if Code Geass and Jojo's had a kid but they dropped it on its head
Kid_Nickarus:At a very young age
fluxcore:so here's lelouch rejecting charles
Kid_Nickarus:Oh look
Kid_Nickarus:Atonement
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
Kid_Nickarus:Okay
Kid_Nickarus:That's fine
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:One more
fluxcore:plot twist
Kid_Nickarus:One freaking more
fluxcore:so
fluxcore:was that a BIG REVELATION?
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:or just a BIG STEAMINGPILEOFSHIT
Kid_Nickarus:The latter
Kid_Nickarus:Are you ready for this crap
fluxcore:it is nearly done
fluxcore:lets go
Kid_Nickarus:Goooo
fluxcore:finish itttt
  1. Time to wrap this plot up!
Kid_Nickarus:I can't believe I have watched this
fluxcore:remember how I said way back in episode 1
fluxcore:you had seen the best episode of the show
Kid_Nickarus:Yes
fluxcore:nods
Kid_Nickarus:Episode 3 was hilarious
fluxcore:what iis your wish?
Kid_Nickarus:My wish!
Kid_Nickarus:My wish!
fluxcore:what is your wish?
Kid_Nickarus:My wish!
Kid_Nickarus:Uhhhh
Kid_Nickarus:My wish!
Kid_Nickarus:My freaking wish!!!
Kid_Nickarus:Onii-chan
fluxcore:put your balls in my hand
Kid_Nickarus:Omg make it stop
fluxcore:OH WAIT
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
fluxcore:YEAH THEY SUPER FUCKED
fluxcore:SUPER CANON RIGHT NOW
Kid_Nickarus:BIG DISTORTION
Kid_Nickarus:Where's that fact fiction
fluxcore:BIG FUCK
fluxcore:BIG CANON
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is that
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:Why
fluxcore:she was too pure!
Kid_Nickarus:It was 100% sena's fault
fluxcore:by her pure wish to dominate the entire world
fluxcore:so her family can be together
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:that's his fucking real power
Kid_Nickarus:Wait
Kid_Nickarus:So what was the stabbing for
fluxcore:how shitty is that
Kid_Nickarus:This makes no sense
fluxcore:that outfit
Kid_Nickarus:Or lack thereof
fluxcore:everything was a fucking lie
Kid_Nickarus:NO
Kid_Nickarus:EW
fluxcore:YES
Kid_Nickarus:Plz no
fluxcore:ATONEMENT
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
Kid_Nickarus:Another one
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf kid can't keep his limbs
fluxcore:get ready
fluxcore:for the biggest asspull
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:Is it bigger than kirito's
Kid_Nickarus:Oh
fluxcore:...
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf
Kid_Nickarus:That's not how you do it
fluxcore:no?
Kid_Nickarus:I don't think you punch people
Kid_Nickarus:To keep them from dying
fluxcore:"you don't understand, my sister was AMAZING"
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf this guys kissing girls like it's the Bachelor
fluxcore:tbh that scene is almost decent
fluxcore:even though it makes no fucking sense
fluxcore:OH NO THE BUDGET
Kid_Nickarus:It makes no sense
Kid_Nickarus:But yes that's a good scene for this show
fluxcore:I think they just took scans of the manga. Look at this shit.
Kid_Nickarus:Oh boy
Kid_Nickarus:They lost all money
fluxcore:how do you like THAT order?
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is happening
Kid_Nickarus:FUUUUSION
Kid_Nickarus:HAAAAAAA
fluxcore:I dunno but my source is lagging lol
fluxcore:MUDA DA
Kid_Nickarus:BANKAI SUPER SAIYAN GEASS
fluxcore:ASS
fluxcore:PULLED
Kid_Nickarus:WTF
Kid_Nickarus:the budget died
Kid_Nickarus:Wtf is this
fluxcore:bits they picked out of the garbage
fluxcore:at best
Kid_Nickarus:What
fluxcore:ALL YOUR WISHES TRUE, NICK
Kid_Nickarus:I WISH BIG ORDER NEVER EXISTED
Kid_Nickarus:ORDAAAAA
fluxcore:best order
fluxcore:fuck my source is dying hard
Kid_Nickarus:You're just missing trash
fluxcore:dad just took the bullet
Kid_Nickarus:Ahhh okay I'll pause
fluxcore:nah it's ok
fluxcore:god is descending
Kid_Nickarus:Yeah I'm a little past that
fluxcore:laters jubeii
Kid_Nickarus:Rip
Kid_Nickarus:Rock god vs real god
Kid_Nickarus:Who will win
Kid_Nickarus:Oh wow
fluxcore:BATTLE ON
Kid_Nickarus:He's getting a huge buff
Kid_Nickarus:That's fair and balanced
fluxcore:gonna punch god, pretty sure that'll work
Kid_Nickarus:Lolol
fluxcore:lol yeah rock god
Kid_Nickarus:You have got to be kidding me right now
fluxcore:lol
Kid_Nickarus:He controlled god
fluxcore:yup
Kid_Nickarus:Seriously
fluxcore:absolutely
fluxcore:hey that's kinda what happened in code geass right
Kid_Nickarus:Well in that god was different
fluxcore:I DON"T WANT A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY
fluxcore:MAKE A WORLD WHERE ONLY MY SISTER IS HAPPY
Kid_Nickarus:WHO GIVES AN F ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE
Kid_Nickarus:JUST MY SISTER P
fluxcore:THAT'S THE REAL WORLD SO I"M NOT A HYPOCRITE
Kid_Nickarus:I'm done
Kid_Nickarus:Wow

Big Aftermath discussion!

fluxcore:you watched the epilogue?
fluxcore:with the restaurant scene?
Kid_Nickarus:It just finished at 24:10
fluxcore:the restaurant bit is super important
Kid_Nickarus:Does it make any sense
Kid_Nickarus:I can YouTube it
fluxcore:you should have seen it
fluxcore:"can I take your order"
fluxcore:?
Kid_Nickarus:Uhhh I don't think I did
fluxcore:with the ice clinking?
Kid_Nickarus:Ohhhhh okay yeah
fluxcore:so he's in like a harem world
fluxcore:daisy is the waitress taking his order
fluxcore:fucking terrible
fluxcore:but the ice to show like the alternate dimension bullshit
Kid_Nickarus:Oh god
Kid_Nickarus:Please no
Kid_Nickarus:Wow
Kid_Nickarus:I watched all of that
fluxcore:so it's like... how is it even different to being in the gate world
fluxcore:I WATCHED IT TWICE
Kid_Nickarus:It's not
Kid_Nickarus:Sena just didn't die
Kid_Nickarus:That's actually so impressive
fluxcore:man those last few eps
Kid_Nickarus:Were so bad
fluxcore:just unintelligable
Kid_Nickarus:I feel like the writer only wrote up to episode 2 then made up the rest on the fly
fluxcore:ORDER! @Kid_Nickarus give a score for Big Order!
Kid_Nickarus:Oh man
Kid_Nickarus:Where do I begin
Kid_Nickarus:Alright
Kid_Nickarus:I'm gonna give it
Kid_Nickarus:A 10/10 for unintentional humor
Kid_Nickarus:1/10 for pacing
Kid_Nickarus:10/10 great wtf moments
Kid_Nickarus:As an anime as a whole
Kid_Nickarus:I have to give it a 3/10
fluxcore:is it the worst anime you've seen
Kid_Nickarus:Yes
Kid_Nickarus:Ez
fluxcore:will you EVER forget that shit though? ahahaha
fluxcore:holy crap
Kid_Nickarus:Oh no it is stained in my memory
Kid_Nickarus:Wow well
fluxcore:man
fluxcore:when I finished it
Kid_Nickarus:I have to be up in 4 hours
Kid_Nickarus:Thx for nothing big order
fluxcore:and then saw all the "wow such a shitty code geass"
fluxcore:then I went on to watch code geass
Kid_Nickarus:That's crazy :joy:
Kid_Nickarus:So in a way
Kid_Nickarus:Big order was amazing for you
fluxcore:yup
fluxcore:thanks for watching it
fluxcore:that was fun
Kid_Nickarus:That was fun no lie :joy:
Kid_Nickarus:It was fun trashing every scene
fluxcore:ILLEGAL DIGGER!
fluxcore:unbelievable
Kid_Nickarus:98% of that show made no sense whatsoever
fluxcore:episode 3 and they are getting nuked
fluxcore:what the hell
fluxcore:or was it 4
fluxcore:so uh
fluxcore:should these other guys watch it
fluxcore:like @gray|??? and @aster and @Zoro
Kid_Nickarus:Honestly
Kid_Nickarus:They should watch it like I did
Kid_Nickarus:With someone
Kid_Nickarus:If not
fluxcore:yeah
Kid_Nickarus:It's unbearably bad
fluxcore:making it a joke is the way to watch it
Kid_Nickarus:The last 4 hours of #soup-store though :joy:
fluxcore:it's like mystery science theatre
Kid_Nickarus:You can't take it seriously
fluxcore:I might save the chat logs ahahaha
Kid_Nickarus:At all
Kid_Nickarus:Lolol do it
Kid_Nickarus:Wow well that was fun. Even though it was terrible
Kid_Nickarus:I have to be up in like 4 hours
fluxcore:ORDER! Get a good sleep!
Kid_Nickarus:Rip
Kid_Nickarus:LOL
fluxcore:thanks again dude
Kid_Nickarus:Np that was fun :joy: I oddly enjoyed trashing it
Kid_Nickarus:Alright I'm off to be good night! ORDER!
fluxcore:I wonder if I can get some big order emotes
fluxcore:somehow
Kid_Nickarus:Lololol of you find anything let me know :eyes:

... and here's the second watch, this time with jokersus.

jokersus:5:17 right now
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ok
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the great destruction
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:such loving brother and sister
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:really warms the heart
jokersus:why wish for world destruction nub
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:high level import girl
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:well this escalated quickly
jokersus:incest incoming isn't it
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:first episode and he already lost control of his geass
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I mean order
jokersus:is that why he was trying to touch her or what
jokersus:wait
jokersus:I think I'm a little being
jokersus:behind
jokersus:10:03 rn
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yeeah must be
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ok will wait
jokersus:ok thanks
jokersus:welp this did escalate quickly
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:watches
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:everywhere
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what a bunch of freaks
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh hey it's nunnally
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:jazz intensifies
jokersus:oh god what's with that jazz
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:your power is now nerfed
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:in the very first episode
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:before we even really see it used
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:evil ranger
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:that's the reason.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:bindo donimataaaaa!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:JAZZ TIME
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:MUDA DA
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:NO PHYSICS APPLY
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yameteeee
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so yeah. I hadn't seen code geass before this
jokersus:tf happened when the credits rolled
jokersus:I need to know
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:he used his order on her
jokersus:yeah but
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she didn't like it
jokersus:orgasm noises
jokersus:jazz
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:uh well uh
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she really didn't like it in maybe a good way?
jokersus:where did that needle go
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:forehead I believe
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I cannot explain the sleazy overtones
jokersus:tbf it wasn't bad
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it has a lot of potential right
jokersus:yeah
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I was interested to see more
jokersus:I could enjoy it
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:and as I say, I hadn't seen code geass yet
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so the idea of this was pretty fresh to me
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:believe me, it's all downhill from here
jokersus::BlobGlare:
jokersus:okay episode 2
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:awight
jokersus:let me visit bathroom first lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:is your source buffering quite a bit?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:seems like I kept getting ahead
jokersus:I think I paused a lot
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh ok
jokersus:I had it downloaded
jokersus:gonna stream the rest
jokersus:because internet sucks and couldn't finish downloading the rest
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:i'm 60% through that 1080p torrent
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the peers are really slow :/
jokersus:I barely made through with ~50 kbps
jokersus:ok
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:sweet
jokersus:start
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:staato
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she didn't bother wishing for her parents to come alive again
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:just herself, the selfish cow
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh there you go
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:stabbed in the heart
jokersus:yeah wtf
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:WINNING JAZZ
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:gentle knee to the crotch
jokersus:I'll marry you
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:TOKI WO TOMARE!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I mean
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:PERFECT CLOCK, CHRONOGRAPH CALIBRE
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:that really rolls off the tongue
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I do legitimately like the OP
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nunnally! where is nunnally!!!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:order! fix this spaghetti!
jokersus:infinite food
jokersus:jazz
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:whoops killed myself
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh well
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:that scene was ALMOST funny
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:with the traps.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:crazy diamond! restore these plants!
jokersus:crotch groping
jokersus:ouch
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:loving groAHHHHH
jokersus:not blood related sister
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:see they are siblings in law only
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:heel on the shoulder
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:sexy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:he even has to say bind dominator twice, once in japanese, once in english
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:dunno why
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:animeeee
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:jazz time
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:SLEEPING SHEEP
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:grenades nullified.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:somehow
jokersus:aye pregnant hirk
jokersus:girl
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:haha
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yep
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ayahito is actually pretty cool
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:is that dude's head a plank of wood
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:also fuck YOU'RE THE KING, WE JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE WOOOORLD
jokersus:you did what
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:@Kid_Nickarus?
jokersus:where did that needle hit lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the divination girl?
jokersus:yeah
jokersus:( ?° ?? ?°)
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:
jokersus:yeah imma need details
jokersus:ok so this is basically a code geass ripoff
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:Order! Execute strategies!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it's... kind of a cross between jojos and code geass
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I assume it's intended as a pretty blatant ripoff
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:except the MC is an idiot
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:kyushuu has declared war on the world.
Zoro:Why climb Everest when you can sit and watch big order
jokersus:ok so big order is kinda like madoka too
jokersus:they wish for something, become "Order" and their powers are based on the wishes
jokersus::MEGATHINK:
jokersus:or maybe I'm just reading too much into it
jokersus:@Ordaaa! fluxcore! oi
Losnweria:you're reading way to much into it @jokersus
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:@jokersus sup? lol
jokersus:@Ordaaa! fluxcore! I was watching big order
jokersus:did incest really happen
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so I see :smile:
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:they aren't blood relations so uh
jokersus:did they actually do it
jokersus:and what happened to iyo's baby
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it's pretty heavily implied by that scene where she's got her legs wrapped around him on the bed and then there's a shot of all their clothes on the floor huh
jokersus:yeah..
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:which episode are you on
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:because the baby is "explained"
jokersus:finished 7
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:holy shit
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:congrats
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ok so iyo is a fortune teller kinda thing right
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so that was actually a future premonition kinda thing.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:or something.
jokersus:she predicted her pregnancy?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:pretty much
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:and for some reason it became... real... for a while...
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I think she expands on her belief in future pregnancy in ep 8 or so
jokersus:why was she acting like she was gonna give birth if she knew it was just getting telling
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:i.e. tries to hump eiji
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I don't think she did know
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:if you rewatch the start of ep 4 it gets explained as much as it ever will be
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:which is to say "the baby went away" and then aboutu 2 lines of how it was a future premonition that became real
jokersus:yeah, not gonna suffer again
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I'm surprised those are the two biggest questions lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:not something like "was the writer of this show brain damaged?"
jokersus:I'm asking important stuff
jokersus:tbh
jokersus:it isn't that bad
jokersus:I've seen worse
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:are you serious
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what
jokersus:far worse
jokersus:utsu musume sayuri
jokersus:don't watch it
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:like you aren't at the truly garbage bits yet
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it's a steady slope downwards the whole show
jokersus::thinking:
jokersus:I'm watching for the garbage bits so that's good I guess
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ep3 is the "best" for hilarity due to stupidity
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:after that is just "what the fuck is all this bullshit"
jokersus:oh and that dad
jokersus:I saw that coming from a mile away
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:hahah
jokersus:the moment he was mentioned
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:stupid dad plot
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:do you see how incredibly code geass rip off it is
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so many similar plot points
jokersus:and how are they not blood related if their dad is the same person
Shinichi Kudo:https://youtu.be/eaL3PMDssS8 YouTube Senpai's Secrets Big Order Pregnant Scene
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:again, remember I hadn't seen code geass when I watched this
Shinichi Kudo:LUL
Shinichi Kudo:WTF
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I then went "fuck that was a terrible show, time to watch this other show that everyone says it's a rip-off of" and here I am today.
jokersus:it's also kind of madoka rip off I guess?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:well the orders are basically stands
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I only watched 1 ep of madoka so not sure
jokersus:in madoka, girls wish for smething, become magical girls and their powers are based on their wishes
jokersus::Thrugging:
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:right
jokersus:sounds a lot like orders
jokersus:idk :AkaShrug
Zoro:Lol how many shows did big order took inspiration from
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:big order certainly doesn't do anything original.
jokersus:episode names are original
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:BIG EPISODE
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Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so dimension sword can be used to cut entire temples from another plane of existence
jokersus:more importantly, boob physics
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:rock god has some boob physics alright
jokersus:tf was that dark skinned girl doing
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but they are obscured by very bright light
jokersus:huh
jokersus:I saw everything
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I believe in the anime trade it's known as FEELING OTHER GIRLS UP IN AN ONSEN
jokersus:no censoring
jokersus:bare nipples
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh shit, does the 1080p rip have no censoring?!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:rewatching intensifies
jokersus:even lolis
jokersus:are not censored
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:jesus
jokersus:tbh it made it worse
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the aired version had the most insane censoring ever
jokersus:I'd have preferred weird light and steam
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:like the entire panel is just beams of light
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:even in indoor places with no windows
jokersus:I can't climb your mountains
jokersus:please
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ahahaha
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the start of that episode is just fucked
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"the baby went away"
jokersus:yeah like
jokersus:freaking
jokersus:why
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:punches a nuclear missile into atoms
jokersus:and then takes a bath to wash radioactive poison away
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:maybe that's why the baby went away.
jokersus:what was that nuclear nullifier girl
jokersus:what did she wish for
aznchronos:Oh yeah! Fallout Time
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:erm
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I don't remember that one?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:look at this shit: "His ability is called "Apoptosis Bomb", which allows him to offer his life to destroy a target with absolute certainty (it can only be used once). His wish was to "save everyone and everything.""
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what did you think of fact to fiction btw
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:did you go "man I bet the asspulls can't get much worse than this"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:and then further episodes proved you wrong?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"His ability is to stop any act of combat/war, including stopping grenades from exploding."
jokersus:discord is acting weird
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:big order has that effect on discord
jokersus:@Ordaaa! fluxcore! man those are some extreme aspulls
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:It tries to stop it at every opportunity. You just have to soldier on.
jokersus:especially that that's a lie dude
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:Well get ready for the last episode
jokersus:"his death is now a lie" bam he's alive again
jokersus:and when his power is needed
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:asspulls don't get any bigger than that
jokersus:"time limit lol"
jokersus:I'm hyped for last episode
jokersus:to see how worse it can get

The final episode... AGAIN!

Ordaaa! fluxcore!:BIGU BATTLEU
jokersus::thumbsup:
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:op finished?
jokersus:just started lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh ok
jokersus:you're watching too?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yeah sure
jokersus:cool
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the eye crosses are SO annoying
jokersus:err
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:REVERSE PENTAGRAM
jokersus:op finished now
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ok
jokersus:reverse pentagram
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:converting mind to energy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:whatever the fuck that mens
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:stupid eyes
jokersus:^
jokersus:jazz again
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:feasting jazz
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:time for a feed
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:everything is shitty but let's eat
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:and LOVE IT
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:never mind the war and shit
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:time to love asparagus
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I gotta eat yummy food with my big bro
jokersus:what
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nevermind, time to walk
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:why was I in the wheelchair again? meh
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:THAT DAD ISN'T MY DAD
jokersus:chest
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:secret trope whispers
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:miko o mamoru!!!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:here we go
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:lol evil ranger
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:love this bit
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so much
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:let's open the thought elevator and use the sword of akasha
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nunnally has given up?!?!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what a fucking stupid plan
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:why did it work
jokersus:habdcuffs and iyo
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:are you getting a premonition
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:right now
jokersus::gooseWut:
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I love the scene with the dimension sword
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:running and screaming to sena
jokersus:yeah what was that about
jokersus:what did he expect
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:remember
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:he's an idiot
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"thousands of realities flutter. dream butterflies... and the paths we walk"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"where do they lead"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:how's that for pseudointellectual bullshit
jokersus:it's pretentious af
jokersus:okay, epidode 9
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ready
jokersus:just a sec
jokersus:ok ready
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:k go
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:Volition Energie CONverter coil, vecon
jokersus:when you just need that's acronym no matter what
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:worst acronym
jokersus:I'm at 1:19
jokersus:where are you
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:1:29
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:will pause
jokersus:ok
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:op started
jokersus:started
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I've heard this op so many times
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:still like it a lot
jokersus:that rape scene though
jokersus:I like it too
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:haha yep
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:right now
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:let's make our baby
jokersus:the OP is named Disorder
jokersus:lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:sure is
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:STILL A REVERSE PENTAGRAM
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:wow
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she was really getting in there
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it was all beams of light before
jokersus:sena?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:iyo
jokersus:he said sena
jokersus:during that
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:well of course
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:here we go
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:unleash stupidity
jokersus:what's that voice
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it's the stupid thing on his head
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:not sure if it's really a voice or just getting the idea across of what it's doing
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:COUNTER ABILITY!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:since when did sena become an interrogator
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:minds to energy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:HOUDINI HANDS
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ILLLEGAL DIGGAAA
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ORDER! STOP FORGETTING EVERYTHING!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nice try rin
jokersus:at least you tried
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:mikos sliced everywhere
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh yeah his order can just jump him anywhere
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:why the hell not
jokersus:at the right time
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:alternate costume sena
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:human instrumentality project
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:just like code geass
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:don't ask where she got the sword
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:doesn't matter
jokersus:wew that was some extreme bulshitterry
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yup!
jokersus:maybe sword is her order
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:here's a bunch of nonsense
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:enjoy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nope, sword isn't her order
jokersus:she must've been hiding it then
jokersus:you now, just in case
jokersus:btw, have you seen Flip Flappers?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the shocking conclusion in episode 10
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I have not
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:supposed to be very mediocre?
jokersus:it's similar to this situation in big order
jokersus:I gave it a 9
jokersus::AkaShrug:
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:this is just handled so poorly
jokersus:yeah
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what is your wish? what is your wish? what is your wish?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:it's referencing the first episode! a throwback! incredible writing technique
jokersus:last ep?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:if you're up for it
Zoro:Do it
Zoro:Let this end
jokersus:sure
Zoro:Lmao
jokersus:I'm starting
jokersus:...now
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:FUCK THIS GUY TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I"LL KIILL HIIMMM
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ORDER! BUDGET FREEZE!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:OVERLAY: GREY NOISE FILTER!
jokersus:I love you stabs
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:somehow she got up out of a coffin with a sword and stabbed him and he didn't even notice it happening
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:daisy's just like 'fuck it, I'll just tell him then'
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:his order was to steal her order.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she's right you know
jokersus:yeah
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:3rd time he's lost his hand lol
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:why does daisy even care
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:this might not make up for all that shit
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but I'm just gonna stab a rock into my eye for no reason
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:now I will punch your face in
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:stabbing herself in the eye doesn't even matter, she has complete regenerative ability
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ok here's the real budget noise filter
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I was too early with the last one
jokersus:nice still frames
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:time to scroll still manga panels
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:what shitty power is that
jokersus:yeah WTF
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I WILL DENY EVERYTHING
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:STOPPED TIME IS A LIE
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:this scene is almost cool
jokersus:why not deny like the guys life
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:if it wasn't layers upon layers of stupid
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:DOUBLE DIMENSION SWOOORDDD
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:obey battle
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:at least it's not jazz battles
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:for once
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"I don't care about this fantasy land of yours! DAAAD!"\
jokersus:wait that's it
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:naw
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:skeleton god
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:ROCK GOD
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:VS GOD GOD
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:oh btw
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:how about you just un-nerf me
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:check out that mother of all bullshit
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:have you decided on your order??? groans
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:why is sena alive?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:wasn't she dying?
jokersus:Daisy comes
jokersus:what's your order
jokersus:CRINGE
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yup!
jokersus:boi it's over
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so how was that for a last episode
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:christ
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"oh remember how I was weakened in episode one? how about you just undo that so I can dominate god and the world?"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"ok sure"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"sweet, all conditions have been met"
jokersus:it's like this show tried to be something
jokersus:but failed miserably
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:precisely
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:the first episode showed real promise
jokersus:oh and btw screw everyone starving to death or all the wars/crimes/etc, I want a world where my sister can be happy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:then it just threw it all away until you get that shit in the last episode
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yep just my sister
jokersus:no one but my gets their wish granted
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:nevermind he used bind dominator on the entire world to... change it?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:I guess it was still the 'real world'
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but uh
jokersus:those worlds are lies implants fake memory to people
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yeah he kind of is a massive hypocrite
jokersus:because it makes them happy
jokersus:I wish they opened the gate
jokersus:there are probably already multiple universes
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:there is no real reason not to go along with the gate thing
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:other than that 'they don't REALLY know what will happen'
jokersus:why not just let everyone be happy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but then I guess charles/marianne's plan had me going 'yeah ok why not' as well
jokersus:that was different
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:not incredibly so
jokersus:they wanted to destroy the world and make a heaven
jokersus:like thing
jokersus:without physical bodies
jokersus:or something
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:well I'm not sure if the big order gate world would have been physical either
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:they said it was all mind to energy stuff
jokersus:it would've
jokersus:actually idk
jokersus:who cares
jokersus:MC magically saved the day anyway
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:gennou did say specifically it would have been the exact same atoms and bodies and stuff
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so I don't know how the hell that could work really
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but yeah, screw it, bind dominator! order, bend the world to my will!!!
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:make sena happy!!!!!
jokersus:yeah imma save my sister who has 6 months to live and not let her create a world for potentially everyone to be happy
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she would have been happy in the other world too. But it wouldn't have been THIS version of her so it's not real.
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:hits self with brick
jokersus:I don't know, I would've been completely fine with parallel worlds
jokersus:worlds
jokersus:I don't care if someone is supposedly fake
jokersus:I'm the one who decides it
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yeah. Hard to end a show with "yeah fair enough, I'll go along with the antagonist, why not"
jokersus:and if there is an A-kun I don't like in some parallel world, he isn't my A-kun I know and love
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:except you can't tell and won't care
jokersus:I'm giving this a 4/10
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:very fair
jokersus:the creator is the same person as mirai nikki
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yes
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:which I haven't seen yet
jokersus:I've seen it get a lot of shit
jokersus:a lot of people hate it
jokersus:while others love it
jokersus:actually, no, I'm giving it 3/10
jokersus:4 is too high
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"she isn't a mountain to climb"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"the baby went away"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:3/10 jazz battles
jokersus:sigh
jokersus:2.5/10
jokersus:enjoyment pure 10/10 though bless discord
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:here's the dialogue about the baby
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"That imagined pregnancy was a prediction that I would bear Eiji-sama's child"
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:that's all that there is to explain it.
jokersus:aren't her predictions 100% accurate
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:yes. Except in that battle scene with the miko where she intentionally goes against them or something?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:That was why she was raping him in that handcuffs scene
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:she was a bit desperate to get the child going or something
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:because he was pretty likely to die and then how would her 100% prediction work?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:but then how does it work anyway in the 'real world' he's wished for where he's with sena (presumably)?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:absolute garbage
jokersus:I don't get it, how did she know she'd get pregnant if someone touched her ribbon, but didn't know it was just imaginary prediction
jokersus:even if she did, why create all that ruckus in the hospital
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:so I think the very next thing I did after watching big order was start code geass for my first time
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:"ah, so THIS is big order done right!"
sillydog22:But this Big Order anime, it sounds like something I could really sink my teeth into
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:have you been reading what we've been saying?
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:if you're looking for a show that is absolute nonsense then sure...
sillydog22:It looks super good
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:jokersus here just gave it a 3/10
jokersus:it's only 10 episodes, you can give it a try
Ordaaa! fluxcore!:he literally just finished watching it
sillydog22:My expectations have never been higher
jokersus:@sillydog22 let's make a contract
jokersus:if you watch the rest of clannad, I'll watch any 1-cour anime you ask me to
sillydog22:I was gonna start a new anime tonight. But if I watch clannad, I can make you watch Big Order again
sillydog22:I've heard some good things about Big Order. From what I can tell, it seems like it's an anime that never gets old, no matter how many times you watch it
jokersus:I think I've been spending more time discussing anime than actually watching it lately:thinking:
Rivalz Cardemonde:That's the blessing of a great show, joker.
Rivalz Cardemonde:Holds your attention.
jokersus:ahem big order ahem
jokersus:is there a big order server

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