Arcade Stories.

[CrazyMobius]

After hearing an interesting tale from Cr8zyk1ll3r on another thread. I thought it would be fun to have a thread dedicated to weird and wacky experiences you have had at various arcades.

[CrazyMobius]

Ok here's one that I always remember. I was playing Dictator on A3 about 10 years ago or whenever it was popular. And I was playing this Rolento dude. My Dictator wasn't bad and I was racking up a few wins. The guy was getting pretty pissed. After one particularly bad beating he suddenly stood up from the facing cabinet clapped his hands ONCE and comboed it into giving the finger and a nice "fuck you". The guy wasn't big so I went around the other side and said to him it was only a game etc. He apologised and wanted more challenges.

But I'll always remember the rhythmic 3 hit combo of his clap, bird, fuck you.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Nooooowwwww this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
If you'd like to take a minute to sit and play with your dong,
While i tell the story of the great BIRRY WONG.

Iiiiiin West Papatoetoe, born and raised
Hunters plaza is where i spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
Til i started going to yifans outside of school.
Then a couple of guys, who were browner than wood,
started playing Marvel in my neighbourhood.
I got in one little match and i was getting fucked up,
Until Gunsmoke said "HES NOT GIBBING UP!"

I whistled for my Cyke, cos my other chars were dead,
And he buttraped sol's mags, and stomped on his head.
At this point cyclops was a meter building fiend,
And naturally Iron Man was gonna get reamed.
Then out came sent with Fifty Percent life,
And i beat that robot like a league players wife.

Walking over to Sol, i said "Shame you suck."
He hung his head in shame, and just muttered "Fuck..."
I looked out to the fans, waving my massive schlong,
And with a comeback like Justin's, Ben chanted "BIRRY WONG".

[electric]

Then a couple of guys, who were browner than wood

Automatic thread win.

[stereomonkey]

omg. jizzzzzzzz

[geneterror]

Fuck Bill that was the best post ever.

[karizzma]

The Best Line

"Then a couple of guys, who were browner than wood."


Where are all these guys who went to hunters plaza go? Am I the only one still around?

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

I turned white and moved to Mission Bay.

[karizzma]

wtf is out there beach+babes?

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Just white people and cyclists who dont use the goddamn marked cycle lanes on Tamaki drive. >_>

[xpunch]

Just white people and cyclists who dont use the goddamn marked cycle lanes on Tamaki drive. >_>

muthafukn truth !!! lolz.

[fluxcore]

omg bill

forum close

you win

[budafist]

thats some epic badassery Bill.
I expect you to speak in early 90's rhyme from now on.

So back in '91 I was playin world warrior at the takeaways after school
I was 3rd form, this 6th former joins in and I smoke his Ryu with Guile.
He played about 4 more more games and lost. (wasnt even magic throwing or cuffing)
from out of nowhere he sucker punches me in the guts.
Winded me to fuck, gasping and bewildered I just took off ( i was scrawny, he was massive)

That Friday night I was at Wizards with my big bro and about 5 of his mates (mostly scary degenerates)
I saw the cunt that punched me playinf SF, so I go and join in on him.
He sees my posse and goes to leave. Dave blocks his way and says "keep playing bitch"
so I play this poor bastard about 20 times winning every round. he had tears in his eyes and was shaking visibly.
whilst all the people around him called him a fucking fag and spat on him.
It was kind of uncomfortable, but funny as hell.

the end.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

That guy sounds like how skullator will be at our money match.

Ooooooohhhhh.


Also, everyone needs to take note of the white dude that plays 3s at Yifans. I feel he is a story in himself, and deserves a mention in this thread.

Even BIRRY WONG isnt that loud.

[CrazyMobius]

Also, everyone needs to take note of the white dude that plays 3s at Yifans. I feel he is a story in himself, and deserves a mention in this thread.

Even BIRRY WONG isnt that loud.

I saw him at Foodtown once.