Forum post: I was in prision for 2 years

[Gino]

This is a really interesting read, check it out Here

[originaljulz]

Jesus christ that's long. I got about half way, then I realised it's 11pm and I have an assignment which I haven't started due tomorrow. I'll finish that later.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

This is some funny as fucking shit. He had consential sex with a man, and he's all like 'i'm not gay though'.

That kid getting shanked and digging a whole in his guts sounded fucked up. Funny about him being fat and getting raped by a guy with the smallest cok he's ever seen haha. Lucky cunts don't rape in NZ prisons, i heard if you try any gay shit over here, you get fuccckked up.

LOL i honestly think this guy is taking the piss. Listen to the part about him and the dude on ecstacy blowing each other off. Fuck that's bullshit, i can take a whole bag of those mother fuckers and not get that fucked up hahaha.

And fuck that shit was so long. I'm gonna lose my sanity by reading all that shit.

LOL same originaljulz.

[stereomonkey]

People do rape in NZ prisons.  The main targets are pedophiles.

LOL i honestly think this guy is taking the piss. Listen to the part about him and the dude on ecstacy blowing each other off. Fuck that's bullshit, i can take a whole bag of those mother fuckers and not get that fucked up hahaha.

Its easy to say that when your not in the same situation.

[redtie]

Pedophiles aren't in mainstream in NZ so no they don't get raped, they get put into segs. Just because everyone else shits on them. People get raped, you just don't here about it. The toothbrush shank is a classic. You can only get it sharpened in the yard because that concrete is sharp enough, the concrete inside the prison is like this smooth concrete if that makes any sense. Death is rare, I remember a BP that got pushed from the upper level by some mobsters and landed on the pool table.

Youth is a lot harder then mainstream though, unless you're in like maxy or something. Can't buy smokes, lock downs are a lot more frequent, fights are more common. More silly shit goes down.

Just be good and don't go to prison

[stereomonkey]

That is true though that pedophiles in NZ get the red carpet treatment.  But they should be raped (and most likely do get raped) if they have been placed into mainstream prisons.

Also, just for those folks who want to keep our kids safe.  Keep them away from these cunts.

http://www.safe-nz.org.nz/sxdb/sxdb.htm

[massi4h]

If you're raping a pedo, I'm pretty sure that would be consential to them lol.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Haha nigga you crazy. I don't like talking about these things with you's cos it's a waste of time.

But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.

[Lennysaurus]

Haha nigga you crazy. I don't like talking about these things with you's cos it's a waste of time.

But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.

About being a pedo? lol jokes.

I think that you can't really draw a comparison between NZ prisons and American prisons.  They're probably very different.

I thought it was an interesting read none the less.

[geneterror]

But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.

Bold claim. I don't feel comfortable talking about this shit at all on a public messageboard.
Just for shits and giggles though and becasue it's nothing incriminating just kinda funny, I have snuck porn into Mt Eden prison for someone I knew. I also have a friend of mine end up in Mt Eden, biggest/scariest fucker I know he wound up with the nickname "good head Ed", I found out because one of the other inmates told his now ex-wife during a visit .

[Rorooze]

weazzy bro your street cred just got smashed.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Maybe im misreading this thread, but whats this about weazzy blowing some dude in prison?

[B BOY DRAW2]

Word...prison sounds grand 

2 good prison things to check out:

For the reader... a book called You Got Nothing Coming by a dude named Jimmy Lerner.
Kinda funny...but very real. you know...names changed to protect the innocent...and guilty.
Basically this dude goes to and through some corrupt as stuff in prison...and it's all about him surviving by using all these techniques he learnt in management seminars due to him being a corporate strategic planner before landing in prison.

And for the watcher...

Happy watching.

[originaljulz]

Word...prison sounds grand 

2 good prison things to check out:

For the reader... a book called You Got Nothing Coming by a dude named Jimmy Lerner.
Kinda funny...but very real. you know...names changed to protect the innocent...and guilty.
Basically this dude goes to and through some corrupt as stuff in prison...and it's all about him surviving by using all these techniques he learnt in management seminars due to him being a corporate strategic planner before landing in prison.

And for the watcher...

Happy watching.

That screenshot seriously reminds me of the video clip to one of Die Antwoord's songs.

Edit: It was the intro to Enter the Ninja.


Still makes me lol.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Bro you's don't know shit. I was locked in my room for the whole weekend one time. This other time i got stuck in the elevator with this guy. After an hour i let him give me BJ, i'm not gay or anything but damn it felt good. Just closed my eyes and thought of Jessica Alba.

Nah straight up  i was locked up in Pelican Bay for 6 years. I shanked this guy and dug a fucking tunnel all the way through his stomach. Even set up some train tracks in there and everythang.

Graeme friend crack me up lol..'Good head Ed' lmfao.