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Started by CrazyMobius, October 29, 2010, 07:16:26 PM

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samurai black


redtie

Today I found a pretty nice phone outside uni on the road. I picked it up and then thought about what I was going to do with it.

5 years ago I would have jacked it and put a new sim card in or try and make a profit off it. Instead, I looked through the contacts list found 'mum' called her on my celly and told her that 'I had found a phone that had you listed as mum'. 30 minutes later the girl who's phone it was came over home and picked it up.

Sheeit I must be maturing into a real man now

samurai black

look at this responsible shit

stereomonkey

so you made a profit on the photos stored on the phone? AMIRITE!?
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originaljulz

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redtie

Not bad looking. I actually did peak at her pics, they was shitty.

scribble



"I hope the Yama Kings have mercy upon your soul, for I shall not" - Hsien-Ko

samurai black

shouldve left a pic of your wang on it hahaha

scribble

Hahaha. Probably wouldn't give you quite the same 'maturing into a real man' vibe though lol.


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Quote from: samurai black on April 21, 2011, 12:02:02 AM
shouldve left a pic of your wang on it hahaha

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samurai black

Quote from: scribble on April 21, 2011, 12:42:09 AM
Hahaha. Probably wouldn't give you quite the same 'maturing into a real man' vibe though lol.
nah, hed be stoked with the sex offender vibe

CaptainHook

Quote from: samurai black on April 21, 2011, 12:02:02 AM
shouldve left a pic of your wang on it hahaha

A picture of his wang lying on her phone, now that would be getting closer to the sex offender vibe.
I dont' think she'd ever use her phone again after finding the pic tho. Maybe not for phone calls anyway.
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Lennysaurus

Quote from: CaptainHook on April 21, 2011, 10:25:16 AM
A picture of his wang lying on her phone, now that would be getting closer to the sex offender vibe.
I dont' think she'd ever use her phone again after finding the pic tho. Maybe not for phone calls anyway.

No the better way to do it would be to jizz on the phone and take a photo of it, then wipe the phone clean and give it back.

Two weeks later picture message the jizzed up phone photo to her! HAHAHAHAHA!


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