The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

[samurai black]

so basically, in the event of a ZA we have to prevent lenny from becoming a zombie otherwise we're all fucked.

godammit.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

If we kill lenny first and eat him, then according to science, we will gain his powers and should stand a better chance against the zombie horde.

[samurai black]

dibs on his heart.

i'll eat it and increase my max number of hearts

[electric]

Fuck... I wanted the heart

Guess I'll stick with the Sonar Glands

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

*wipees crumbs off face after consuming lenny's entire body*

Sorry , what were you guys saying?

[samurai black]

*wipees semen off face after consuming lenny's dick*

Sorry , what were you guys saying?

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

dibs on his dick.

i'll eat it and increase my chances of growing one

I think you'll need to eat more dicks then just Lens bro.

[samurai black]

:O

i have been defeated

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

If zombies have only the most primitive motivation. (ie. eating) Theoretically wouldn't they also have the instinct to procreate? Even though they couldn't, because theyre dead, since they were originally the instinct should be there. Surely then, we can deduce that zombies are also crazy pack-rapists?

Honestly. Zombie Lenny has got me pretty fucking shit-scared of this.

[originaljulz]

Anybody playing CoD: Black Ops zombies?

Once they get their shit together, and get the whole inviting and playing in a party thing working, I'm keen to get some zombie slaying done with y'all.

[samurai black]

im more interested in the zombie dlc for RDR

[Barnstorm]

Anybody playing CoD: Black Ops zombies?

Once they get their shit together, and get the whole inviting and playing in a party thing working, I'm keen to get some zombie slaying done with y'all.

Bro i love zombie mode i spent way too long on that in WaW

And if tank lenny is now a real issue i would head into the chemistry labs and start fucking him up with science, or better yet find a huge electromagnet to stick his ass to after he armours up then i could keep him as a pet

[originaljulz]

Bro i love zombie mode i spent way too long on that in WaW

And if tank lenny is now a real issue i would head into the chemistry labs and start fucking him up with science, or better yet find a huge electromagnet to stick his ass to after he armours up then i could keep him as a pet

You know how there's a mission at the end of the campaign? Like the Mile High Club for CoD4, and the Museum for MW2? They have the best one so far for CoD:BO. You get to be JFK killing zombies. Awesome.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

What if pre ZA Lenny gets a degree in science, and manages to out-science you in undeath?

Also i'm pretty sure sonar can detect half-assed plans, so youre pretty much gonna be the first victim of ZL, Barnstorm.

[electric]

Also i'm pretty sure sonar can detect half-assed plans

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