The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

[Flash]

I think capcom needs to nerf ZA Lenny he sounds to broken.

[Barnstorm]

What if pre ZA Lenny gets a degree in science, and manages to out-science you in undeath?

Also i'm pretty sure sonar can detect half-assed plans, so youre pretty much gonna be the first victim of ZL, Barnstorm.

This plan is by no means half assed. I just didnt want to bore people with the details. First thing i would get is some oxidising agents and rust the fuck out of that armour and the launchers. I would also grab some sodium ,lithium and/or potassium to start a nice little explosive ball of fire which could be started with water bombs. Lastly i would make sure to take a couple of bottles of sodium hydroxide and sufuric acid burn through any remaining limbs and face/teeth so he would be like a de-fanged snake/spider

just like those snakes/spider shit looks scary but with out teeth he would struggle to gum you to death

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

This plan is by no means half assed. I just didnt want to bore people with the details. First thing i would get is some oxidising agents and rust the fuck out of that armour and the launchers. I would also grab some sodium ,lithium and/or potassium to start a nice little explosive ball of fire which could be started with water bombs. Lastly i would make sure to take a couple of bottles of sodium hydroxide and sufuric acid burn through any remaining limbs and face/teeth so he would be like a de-fanged snake/spider

just like those snakes/spider shit looks scary but with out teeth he would struggle to gum you to death

Youre right. Thats more 1/3 assed. Possibly closer to 2/5. The fact that ZL has superpowers pretty much trumps your whole plan. That and the fact that he can shoot off your arms and legs long before you get a chance to even look in his direction. By the time hes done skating over your lifeless husk, he should have enough time to laugh at your ill-concieved anti Lenny attempt before he proceeds to hunt down the rest of us and our loved ones.

Oh well, the 0.3 seconds it takes zombie lenny to split you like a rocco victim can be used to further distance ourselves from him, and prolong our own demise.

[HoneyBadger]

NAH BRO NAH BRO FORCEFIELD

[samurai black]

NAH FUCK THAT ARMOUR LOCK

[B BOY DRAW2]

shee-it...sorry I'm late...

Zombies love dancing yo...so ya'll best get yo copies of Thriller by MJ if you wanna stand a chance against the ZA!
...they also like Stranger in Moscow...

Katana is a must... I got mine about a 3 years ago!...coming up to 4 years... http://www.superiorswords.co.nz/

Yo lenny...I think you need to update the 1st post with the agreed appliances/requirements by everyone to survive...you know...in catergories..
e.g. Weapons, Clothing...sections.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Zombies love dancing yo...so ya'll best get yo copies of Thriller by MJ if you wanna stand a chance against the ZA!
...they also like Stranger in Moscow...

Holy shit guys. This might be our only chance.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm going to mm Richard's mum the whole time so she smashes all the zombies if they try to interrupt.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Dont bring Richards mum into this smoof. It wrecks the fun having something that can both instantly wipe out the zombies, OR, if she chooses, the living. Or both.

[samurai black]

fuck i hate you two.

anyway, no one answered my question about zombie animals :/

[[NIUE] Optimus DAVE]

fuck i hate you two.

anyway, no one answered my question about zombie animals :/

no Richard, it's still wrong to fuck dead animals, even if they're moving around.

you really need to see someone about that aye

[originaljulz]

Saw this zombie quiz on /x/.
Straight copy pasta from there. Obviously answers aren't mine. Nice collection of questions.



Zombie quiz time.

1) What's your plan?
Go to the Rockies. Following rivers is a safe idea, fresh water, meeting place for potential food. Fairly habitable environment and contains many natural defense elements such as high cliffs, trees, and If the terrain dosnt impede wandering zombies, the weather will.

2) What's your backup plan when your first plan [of course] fails?
Continue North along waterways or move farther west to the possibly the Sierra Nevada, avoiding Utah and Nevada as much as possible. Possibly through Yellowstone or stopping in Yellowstone.

3) Who's your zombie killing partner(s)?
I would rely mostly on time and weather conditions and other natural factors. Ideally I would like to have a Shaolin Monk, Army Ranger, Green Beret, but seeing as that it is highly unlikely, another person who has as much or more survival skills, stamina, motivation and physical capabilities than I do.

4) What kind of zombies are you expecting? Classic or "Hollywood" style?
If anything i would expect virus-zombies.

5) Since most zombie shit starts from viruses, are you a carrier, immune, or just lucky to not be infected yet?
Its not luck, its being smart and knowing what to do when the shit hits the fan.

6) What's your zombie-killing weapon of choice?
Kukri. Lots of Kukri. either that or a portable army shovel, at least 4 of them. Both purely for their multi-functional uses. Yes, a gun can take a head off at up to a mile away depending on the shooter, but guns are heavy, buky, and have limited number of shots.

7) And, of course...Themesong?
Music would become more of a distraction than a relaxer. Anything I could pick up on a radio signal in the mountains. But If I had to choose it would be "Major Tom" by Shiny Toy Gun because It is relaxing and tells me to accept my fate.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

WTF is 'virus-zombies'?. And Classic or Hollywood?  I just know quick ones. And ones that can't run for shit and are easy to fuck up.

Those kukri blades are badd as fuck. I don't where he'd get one from though? Not really convenient unless he's a fucking green beret or something.

And why the fuck is he running around in the forest for? That's fucking stupid mane. Retarded hill billy's can fuck you up in the forest, and zombies.

Best place is just off the shore or go find a island somewhere till they all die.

[CrazyMobius]

Hey Lenny you know a game is in the works called "Zombie Apocalypse" right? I saw it in EGM or Gamepro or something.

Also I just found out if Zombie's bite you you turn into a Zombie. WTF? That's pretty hard to beat them with that stipulation. My prediction is most people will want to get bitten just so they can follow what everyone else is doing. -_-

[[NIUE]iRONSoL]

I think that after they bite you, they'll eat you.

Do you guys reckon a weed eater could chop through zombies haha