The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

[originaljulz]

I think that after they bite you, they'll eat you.

Do you guys reckon a weed eater could chop through zombies haha

Isn't a weed eater like, just a little rubber stick that spins around really fast?

WTF is 'virus-zombies'?. And Classic or Hollywood?  I just know quick ones. And ones that can't run for shit and are easy to fuck up.

I think virus zombies are like, 'quick' aka 'British zombies.' Ala 28 Days later, where they're really just 'infected,' not zombies in the sense that they're reanimated dead. Classic prob means voodoo, and Hollywood is prob the Romero type shamblin shufflin type?

Anyone agree?

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Isn't a weed eater like, just a little rubber stick that spins around really fast?

One of my mates uncles cut off 2 of his fingers with a weed eater on a dare. ("I dare you to put your hand in a weed eater" not "I dare you to cut off your fingers", either way, dude was drunk, and is apparently pretty dumb) Weed eaters are pretty ruthless.

[originaljulz]

So you could... cut off all the zombies fingers so they couldn't grab you? 

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Im just saying, you could fuck some shit up if your weed eater skills were pro.

[CrazyMobius]

Nobody has discussed ropes. Why not just get a really long rope and run around the zombies ? They are so slow and stupid to be able to get out. Nets also.

Ropes and nets. Seriously.

[CrazyMobius]

Best place is just off the shore or go find a island somewhere till they all die.

ummmm...

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

ummmm...

Yer i see.........

They must run outta food and start killling of each other.

[[NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja]

december 2nd , nat geo channel

the truth about zombies

[Squares]

Uhhhhh, I'd just kill myself. Problem solved for me. I couldn't bare to kill and or slaughter people, dead or alive. It's got to weigh heavy on anyones conscious regardless of how much of a macho man you think you are. It would be the least I could do for myself, no matter how cowardice it may seem.

This and continuing to live like that would bare no enjoyment for me. Maybe it would be a different story 30 or 50 years past when people are being born in to such a horrible world that it would be acceptable.

Regardless, for all we know, if this obscure event was ever to occur in our life time. How can anyone be sure that said zombies will shamble, sprint and groan? It could be much less or much more. For example, maybe the zombie's give off a scent that we can't see with the eye? But breathed in affects us the same way a bite would.

So no, Zombie Apocalypse, not for me. When you think outside the fiction, it's horrifying.

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BUT... Just for fun, if I had to pick a weapon, I'd just lug around the air compressor, a bag of glass and a module on the end of the compressor pipe to spray glass at said zombies.

AND ALSO... I have a boat, a fucking huge one. And I live in the wop wops with four houses on my street, and a boat ramp down the road. I also have a fucking vegetable garden and two cows in the paddock ready for killin', I'd say I have more time to prepare myself and my boat and still have time to pull the fingers as I masturbate off into the sunset on my cowfilled, vegetable packed huge boat.

WHAT!

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

LOL the guy with the easiest way too survive is going to kill himself bhaahahahah. FAIL.

[Squares]

LOL the guy with the easiest way too survive is going to kill himself bhaahahahah. FAIL.

Obvious lie is obvious.

[CrazyMobius]

I couldn't bare to kill and or slaughter people, dead or alive.

You don't have to if you adopt the "ropes method."

[Squares]

The staircase down to Yifan's would be a funny choke point for the zombies. They would just fall and most likely crack a skull or something on the way down.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

I have a boat, a fucking huge one. And I live in the wop wops with four houses on my street, and a boat ramp down the road. I also have a fucking vegetable garden and two cows in the paddock ready for killin', I'd say I have more time to prepare myself and my boat and still have time to pull the fingers as I masturbate off into the sunset on my cowfilled, vegetable packed huge boat.

Squares has almost risen to BIRRY WONG levels of awesomeness with this post. Fucking A.

[HoneyBadger]

Nigga I told you kungs Squares is my boy