Transformers 2!!!

[samurai black]

i loved this movie. granted, all i really liked were the robots fighting.

a fuckton of tfs too.

[[NIUE]iRONSoL]

i loved this movie. granted, all i really liked were the robots fighting.

a fuckton of tfs too.

MEGAN FOX!!!

[Orochi]

hey! don't badmouth GIJOE! That movie looks awesome!

[Lennysaurus]

i loved this movie. granted, all i really liked were the robots fighting.

a fuckton of tfs too.

MEGAN FOX!!!

yeah.  there was loads of slow motion megan fox running boobage in this. was awesome.

[stereomonkey]

i loved this movie. granted, all i really liked were the robots fighting.

a fuckton of tfs too.

MEGAN FOX!!!

yeah.  there was loads of slow motion megan fox running boobage in this. was awesome.

Fuck Megan Fox.  Only good for rapeing imo

[[NIUE] B1ackstar Ninja]

movie was awesome . Prime kicks some ass .

[[NIUE] Optimus DAVE]

MEGAN FUCKING FOX

HONEST TO FUCK, SHE IS FUCKEN HOT

MEGAN FUCKING FOX

and those robot things too

[Squares]

Is it just New Zealand who's been loving the pants off this movie? Cause' the teeming masses elsewhere have been bagging on this movie like its no tomorrow.

About how it's got a shitty plot and things not making sense.

So, IT'S TRANSFORMERS. That in its own right, is enough to make the movie good.
Then there's hot chicks, lots of explosions, some more explosions and some more Transformers. It's a testosterone fulled movie. What more do they want?

Maybe it's just fun to be in the "crowd" for most people. Personally, fuck em'. Loved the movie.

[[NIUE] Optimus DAVE]

Is it just New Zealand who's been loving the pants off this movie? Cause' the teeming masses elsewhere have been bagging on this movie like its no tomorrow.

About how it's got a shitty plot and things not making sense.

So, IT'S TRANSFORMERS. That in its own right, is enough to make the movie good.
Then there's hot chicks, lots of explosions, some more explosions and some more Transformers. It's a testosterone fulled movie. What more do they want?

Maybe it's just fun to be in the "crowd" for most people. Personally, fuck em'. Loved the movie.

yeah man, i love this movie.......i dont care what the masses say.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Is it just New Zealand who's been loving the pants off this movie? Cause' the teeming masses elsewhere have been bagging on this movie like its no tomorrow.

About how it's got a shitty plot and things not making sense.

So, IT'S TRANSFORMERS. That in its own right, is enough to make the movie good.
Then there's hot chicks, lots of explosions, some more explosions and some more Transformers. It's a testosterone fulled movie. What more do they want?

Maybe it's just fun to be in the "crowd" for most people. Personally, fuck em'. Loved the movie.

Truth

[gunsmoke]

 
Still waiting 4 my friend she say wanna watch with me but bc.........

[Lennysaurus]

Still waiting 4 my friend she say wanna watch with me but bc.........

GET BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS DEEP YO!!!

[zos'la]

The movie was great, those guys got no taste. its liek the best movie i've seen in awhile.
The megan foxx bit was freakign awesoem and also the blonde at the college doms... damn nice butt.

sif complain, at the end of the movie the whole theatre clapped.

[stereomonkey]

sif complain, at the end of the movie the whole theatre clapped.

The last time I heard people clap to a movie was Star Trek.  But I've never seen a movie before that deserved it.

Now you guys have me interested in watching it.  Or should I wait till dvd so I can skip to the robot battles?  I just hope they don't have one of those jesus moments.

[geneterror]

I don't necessarily agree with this (seeing the movie tonight) but I thought it was funny.

Aaaaaahhhh, Michael Bay, how can someone so effortlessly and fantastically miss the point every single time? It's amazing. I expect you try to give your wife an orgasm by playing cricket in Pakistan. If the point was in downtown LA:


He would be looking here:



Probably with his head up his ass.

I can't figure out whether he lives in a completely different reality from humanity, or everytime someone complained about something from the first one he decided to do a great big fuck you in response, it's kinda like the interaction was:

Point Raised By Fans: There wasn't that many different transformers in the first one, could we have a few more this time around?
Michael Bay Response: Sure thing guy, there's gonna be transformers all over the shit, in fact there's gonna be so many that I won't have time to give a single one any kind of personality. You honestly won't give a fuck about any of them. You thought Tracks was cool as a kid? He's in there! He even has dialogue! You wouldn't know without checking the credits though, cause he has no identity, and no one uses his name. Yeah, I know he was part of the marketing, Fuck You. Also, 90% of the transformers in the movie on both sides will be comic relief. I think this may be the first film that needs the phrase "action relief" applied to it instead, actually.

PRBF: Oh, um, ok. Could we at least have the constructicons and subsequently Devestator? It would be awesome to see them on the big screen.
MBR: You like Constructicons? You like FUCKING CONSTRUCTICONS? You will love the shit out of this:every decepticon in the movie turns into a construction vehicle! EVERY FUCKING ONE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That giant piece of earthmaking equipment in the trailer? nothing to do with devestator. The set of 5 decepticons that have the same vehicles as the original constructicons?hahaha, sucked in buddy. That other bulldozer and crane? nah, not them either. It's the 5 random pieces of machinery at the end. Oh, and they're not individual robots. Oh, and he's only in it for 6 seconds, doesn't fight anyone worthwhile, and gets taken out by a single shot from an american boat thousands of miles away.

PRBF:Oh fuck that, at least you can't rape the other characters you're bringing in that bad. Soundwave is choice no matter what, and Jetfire is a compelling character who presents plenty of opportunities for depth, plot, and characterisation.
MBR: Dude, I'm not having any of that pussy shit in my movie. Jetfire is a geriatric who serves no purpose apart from comic relief and plot hole cement. And you know what? Fuck your Soundwave. He's a fucking satellite who doesn't transform and lives in space. How ya like me now, bitch?

PRBF: Jesus. Do we at least get more screentime? the first movie was conspicuously lacking in giant robots.
MBR: Oh shit yeah, they're in the majority of scenes, almost the whole movie in fact. Oh, you wanted them fighting and doing other cool shit? Nah, there's even less of that then the first one. You'll get to see a good half hour of autobots looking bored in hangars and in planes though. And let's not forget the endless, endless, endless comic relief.

PRBF:But Megatron does turn into a tank now right? that alien jet thing looked like a bunch or forks duct taped together.
MBR: Yeah he totally does! But it's an ALIEN tank. Pretty much forks+ tracks + cannon. It's kinda hard to tell though, cause you only see it for 12 frames, and half of those are the back as he runs away. Oh yeah, he turns back into the gay jet at the end too.

PRBF:At least you got Ravage right.
MBR: Pretty much, so just to piss people off we'll change the name to the very similar, but somehow way more gay rampage.

PRBF: Oh well, at least with that much robot action there will be less Shia Lebouf. Everyone fucking hates that cunt. Even his mother.
You don't like Shia Lebouf? You think he's the most annoying actor to ever live? Oh, we'll totally fix that. Seriously. Wait till you see the ginormous fag we got to play his roommate. you'll be begging for more Shia. Begging.

PRBF: Could you at least get Megan Fox to shut up and show her tits? Her acting is terrible.
MBR: Oh hell no, her's is the only character with any kind of depth and emotional involvement. Well, it would be, if we cast an actress. So, y'know.

PRBF: Oh shit, we give up. Could you please at least get the art department to try and make the ancient transformers look less advanced than the modern ones? It's real annoying how often that kind of tech timeline is fucked.
MBR: Absolutely. I reckon the best way is just to use a less advanced design team. Do you like these pictures my kids drew of Bionicles?