This is a really interesting read, check it out Here (http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=136858)
Jesus christ that's long. I got about half way, then I realised it's 11pm and I have an assignment which I haven't started due tomorrow. I'll finish that later. :D
This is some funny as fucking shit. He had consential sex with a man, and he's all like 'i'm not gay though'.
That kid getting shanked and digging a whole in his guts sounded fucked up. Funny about him being fat and getting raped by a guy with the smallest cok he's ever seen haha. Lucky cunts don't rape in NZ prisons, i heard if you try any gay shit over here, you get fuccckked up.
LOL i honestly think this guy is taking the piss. Listen to the part about him and the dude on ecstacy blowing each other off. Fuck that's bullshit, i can take a whole bag of those mother fuckers and not get that fucked up hahaha.
And fuck that shit was so long. I'm gonna lose my sanity by reading all that shit.
LOL same originaljulz.
People do rape in NZ prisons. The main targets are pedophiles.
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on October 19, 2010, 11:03:19 PM
LOL i honestly think this guy is taking the piss. Listen to the part about him and the dude on ecstacy blowing each other off. Fuck that's bullshit, i can take a whole bag of those mother fuckers and not get that fucked up hahaha.
Its easy to say that when your not in the same situation.
Pedophiles aren't in mainstream in NZ so no they don't get raped, they get put into segs. Just because everyone else shits on them. People get raped, you just don't here about it. The toothbrush shank is a classic. You can only get it sharpened in the yard because that concrete is sharp enough, the concrete inside the prison is like this smooth concrete if that makes any sense. Death is rare, I remember a BP that got pushed from the upper level by some mobsters and landed on the pool table.
Youth is a lot harder then mainstream though, unless you're in like maxy or something. Can't buy smokes, lock downs are a lot more frequent, fights are more common. More silly shit goes down.
Just be good and don't go to prison
That is true though that pedophiles in NZ get the red carpet treatment. But they should be raped (and most likely do get raped) if they have been placed into mainstream prisons.
Also, just for those folks who want to keep our kids safe. Keep them away from these cunts.
http://www.safe-nz.org.nz/sxdb/sxdb.htm
If you're raping a pedo, I'm pretty sure that would be consential to them lol.
Haha nigga you crazy. I don't like talking about these things with you's cos it's a waste of time.
But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on October 20, 2010, 05:25:15 PM
Haha nigga you crazy. I don't like talking about these things with you's cos it's a waste of time.
But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.
About being a pedo? lol jokes.
I think that you can't really draw a comparison between NZ prisons and American prisons. They're probably very different.
I thought it was an interesting read none the less.
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on October 20, 2010, 05:25:15 PM
But i know way more den you niggas about this shit end of story.
Bold claim. I don't feel comfortable talking about this shit at all on a public messageboard.
Just for shits and giggles though and becasue it's nothing incriminating just kinda funny, I have snuck porn into Mt Eden prison for someone I knew. I also have a friend of mine end up in Mt Eden, biggest/scariest fucker I know he wound up with the nickname "good head Ed", I found out because one of the other inmates told his now ex-wife during a visit :o.
weazzy bro your street cred just got smashed.
Maybe im misreading this thread, but whats this about weazzy blowing some dude in prison?
Word...prison sounds grand :-\
2 good prison things to check out:
For the reader... a book called
You Got Nothing Coming by a dude named Jimmy Lerner.
Kinda funny...but very real. you know...names changed to protect the innocent...and guilty.
Basically this dude goes to and through some corrupt as stuff in prison...and it's all about him surviving by using all these techniques he learnt in management seminars due to him being a corporate strategic planner before landing in prison.
And for the watcher...
Happy watching.
Quote from: B BOY DRAW2 on October 20, 2010, 10:36:53 PM
Word...prison sounds grand :-\
2 good prison things to check out:
For the reader... a book called You Got Nothing Coming by a dude named Jimmy Lerner.
Kinda funny...but very real. you know...names changed to protect the innocent...and guilty.
Basically this dude goes to and through some corrupt as stuff in prison...and it's all about him surviving by using all these techniques he learnt in management seminars due to him being a corporate strategic planner before landing in prison.
And for the watcher...
Happy watching.
That screenshot seriously reminds me of the video clip to one of Die Antwoord's songs.
Edit: It was the intro to Enter the Ninja.
Still makes me lol.
Bro you's don't know shit. I was locked in my room for the whole weekend one time. This other time i got stuck in the elevator with this guy. After an hour i let him give me BJ, i'm not gay or anything but damn it felt good. Just closed my eyes and thought of Jessica Alba.
Nah straight up i was locked up in Pelican Bay for 6 years. I shanked this guy and dug a fucking tunnel all the way through his stomach. Even set up some train tracks in there and everythang.
Graeme friend crack me up lol..'Good head Ed' lmfao.
That was a really good read, very interesting. Damn that gut raking sh_t is hella disturbing, its like they were trying to mummify the dude(man dat sh_t was disturbing when I first heard about it in primary). Also his experiences after prison reminded me of shawshank redemption, rehabilitating problems, temptation of crime(had to watch it again after reading this).
I got locked up for 20 years for killing my wife and the dude she was boning on the side. The evidence was bullshit as but the cunts sent me away for it anyway.
Met a dude named Red that helped me out. Getting me shit from the outside, like a rock hammer that I used to make a mean as chess set. We used to play that shit the time, but I pwned him cause he was fucking noob as. The warden found out that I had some m4d $k1llz with accounting, so I helped him out with some dodgy as tax shit. The warden made sure that niggahs stopped hasslin me, and hooked me up with a mean as library. Got a phat cell too.
Unfortunately, the warden ended up being a major fucking dick, and organised it so that I wouldn't get released on my proposed day of release. What a dick aye? What that git didn't know is that I had spent the last 20 years digging a phat as tunnel to the outside! So I gapped it with the wardens cash and sent the evidence of his dooshiness and tax fraud to the local newspaper. Homo killed himself... LOLZ!
So now I'm kicking it back in Mexico building me a sweet boat, and mah nigga Red rolled through as well when he got out!!! Fucking mean as bro!
Anyway. Thats my story bout my time on the inside.
I saw a piece of dog poo and it had a peanut in it
Does this relate to the thread?
Not really
Damn sounds hectic as Lenny mane. Atleast you didn't have to crawl through 4 football fields of sewage shit like i had to. Now when niggaz go 'you the shit mane'. I just reply with 'na mane, I'm the whole fucking sewage system - real talk homey'.
I heard you and your friend ended up getting stranded out at sea. Yer, you ended up raping him, them eating him after you killed him. Half an hour later the water rats went past and saved you. Then threw you in Alcatrez, where you started a new tunnel but died before it was 30 meters long.
R.I.P Red.
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on October 21, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
...Yer, you ended up raping him, them eating him after you killed him. Half an hour later the water rats went past and saved you...
I heard it was kill him...and then raped him :-X
and then you gave yourself botox on your balls to get the wrinkles out and got a tattoo of Red's face on your balls and waxed your pubes to look like Red's beard.
Then you started talking to your balls just to keep your sanity while stranded at sea!
...or maybe that's just an absurd rumor...
What was prison desert like?
Quote from: B BOY DRAW2 on October 21, 2010, 01:28:35 PM
What was prison desert like?
told me it was cream pies :D
Quote from: samurai black on October 21, 2010, 02:37:04 PM
told me it was cream pies :D
Really? Fuck all i got was those damn cockmeat sandwiches.
Quote from: [NYC] weazzyefff on October 21, 2010, 04:48:08 PM
Really? Fuck all i got was those damn cockmeat sandwiches.
He said dessert in PRISON, not dessert at HOME.
Just read it all, amazing fucking read. Cheers.