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[budafist]

'Machete' is freakin awesome.
also 'Catshit One' episode 1 is out now if anyones has been waiting on it. its pretty cool. bunnys and camels in 3d rendered in war action.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Bro is there much Jessica Alba in it?

I was gonna watch it but that guy as a main char just reeks of disappointment.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Danny...Trejo......Disapp.....


Fuck off Weazzy.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

I dunno. I just thought there was a reason he was the one line guy that get's killed or wipes the MAIN guy's ass.

Those movies use to be cool when i was young but it might be lol shit is what i'm afraid of. All Stevan Segals new movies made me sick. Like i was the biggest universal soldier fan, and the new one's been out for ages and i just walk pass it thinking fuck that shit haha. I wanna watch that movie where Van Damme mocks himself though , that's some funny shit.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

Universal Soldier are all terrible movies. The one with Goldberg was the worst one ive seen. Apparently the latest one is actually OK in the grand scheme of universal soldier.

And Van Damme doesnt mock himself. He genuinely believes hes a good actor, and the movie youre talking about isnt him mocking himself, its him with his head so far up his own ass that it LOOKS like hes mocking himself, because he's taking himself so seriously.

[kingpiccolo]

Danny trejo is fkn beast.

[[NIUE] weazzyefff]

Wholly shheett. That niggaz as gangster as he looks.

I don't want his porkchop......I want his liife.

[budafist]

that doco looks good as.  He's really hardcore as Machette, its gory as fuck.
Jessica Alba is kinda the main actress, she's too hot for me to watch it with my pants on.
Also surprisinlgy, Michelle Rodriguez is super hot in this, she's lost heaps of weight and is fly as kites.

[samurai black]

Also surprisinlgy, Michelle Rodriguez is super hot in this, she's lost heaps of weight and is fly as kites.

i find that very hard to believe.



also, rewatched death to smoochy last night. love that movie

[budafist]

i find that very hard to believe.

of course you would, you like your womans  on the thick side dont you?

[samurai black]

well theres that, and michelle rodriguez and 'hot' never really seem to go together.

i mean, i was going 'wtf' the first time i watched fast and furious and found that she was the love interest for vin diesel.

[budafist]

I thought the very same thing. I guess she kinda suited the girl racer greasemonkey love interest tho.
but yeah she's pretty hot in Machette. I'd take her on a day trip to santa barbara, hit up some charming shops.

[[NIUE] BIRRY WONG]

BUY SOME ANTIQUES!!!!!

[Lennysaurus]

BUY SOME ANTIQUES!!!!!

PUNCH HER GUTS!!!!

[samurai black]

saw jackass 3D tonight. when they actively set up proper gags for it, the 3D was awesome. otherwise, it didnt really add much.

and as usual, steve-o got the most disgusting stunts. one involving sweat made me gag, ugh so gross.


and pontius got his dick out WAY too often.